The Rudest Citizens in Singapore
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City-State of Vintage Teenagers | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Quod Erat Demonstrandum” | |
| 2. |  The Celestial Empire of Bathor | Democratic Socialists | “In the Beginning, I am, and at the End, I remain.” | |
| 3. |  The Totally Wholesome Community of Yishun | Anarchy | “Only in Yishun” | |
| 4. |  The Piratical Navy of Zheng Yi Sao | Anarchy | “The Red Flag Fleet” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Ocean Bees | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of The Dragon Playground | New York Times Democracy | “Toa Payoh East...our only stronghold left in Singapore” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Gadis Manis Dari Kampong | Left-Leaning College State | “Tidak Apa Apa” | |
| 8. |  The Singaporean Fleet of Preda Farrow | New York Times Democracy | “Majulah Singapura” | |
| 9. |  The Black Hole of Zarat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Spooky” | |
| 10. | The Kingdom of West-Singapore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cuivis dolori remedium est patientia.” |
