The Highest Drug Use in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Workers State of Northwest Germania | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “By the People for the People.” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of BSN26 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A lo áspero por las estrellas” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Teipor | Father Knows Best State | “Glory in Advancement” | |
| 4. |  The Nepotistic Autocracy of Hakskeekah | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NO” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of -4rt F4n | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of West Texia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Leader We Trust” | |
| 7. | The People's Republic of East F7 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Better than that place in the W*est we don't talk about” | |
| 8. |  The Cult of The Armada | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Silence them before they cause problems” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of The Worst Quote in a Signature Ever | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No really, I'm being serious” | |
| 10. |  The Psychotic Aztec Empire of Centeocihuatl | Psychotic Dictatorship | “May the Mexica forever follow DEAREST LEADERISM.” |
