The World World Census
The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
4. | The Fiefdom of Frond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flowers are for pansies.” | |
5. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Arhelaj | Democratic Socialists | “Macedonia Forever” | |
6. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
7. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
8. | The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace Is Our Profession” | |
9. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
10. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An equal opportunity hate group.” |