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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
5.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
6.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
7.The Holy Empire of HaedliaIron Fist Consumerists“For the blessed nation!”
8.The Mysterious Airship of King CarlIron Fist Consumerists“No it is not”
9.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
10.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
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