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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
4.The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air CommandIron Fist Consumerists“Peace Is Our Profession”
5.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
6.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
7.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
9.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
10.The Republic of Woodchuck ChuckIron Fist Consumerists“Motto”
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