The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” | |
| 2. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 3. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 4. |  The Mexican Peninsula of Quintana Roo | Democratic Socialists | “Make a run for the border.” | |
| 5. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 6. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 7. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 10. |  The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists | “Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret” |
