The Most Cheerful Citizens in Mordor
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of BlazingAngel | Father Knows Best State | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium | Democratic Socialists | “Biscuits and Gravy” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of The One Ring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “One Ring To Rule Them All” | |
| 5. |  The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy | “United we stand!” | |
| 6. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” | |
| 7. |  The Burning Embers of Barnello | Father Knows Best State | “King of Fire Kings” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron | Corporate Police State | “Lieutenant of Barad-dur” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer | Moralistic Democracy | “For Sauron and Mordor” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd | Moralistic Democracy | “Dolba” |
