by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Monkey Island World Census

The Most Pacifist in Monkey Island

Nations ranked highly pursue diplomatic solutions rather than military ones in the international arena, have small or nonexistent militaries, and peace-loving citizens.

As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 16,973rd in the world for Most Pacifist.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Steppenwolves of Takla-makanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“wok me baby”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Goose SteppeNew York Times Democracy“What's good for the gander is good for the goose”
3.The Most Serene Republic of Monkey IslandCompulsory Consumerist State“Time to go bananaz!”
4.The Eminent Domain of Ziggie ValencourtInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”