The Most Primitive in MentosLand
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, MentosLand is ranked 7,955th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Daviistalen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Lasagao | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of AceQuared | Corporate Bordello | “Let’s just take it slowly” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Refsteir | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Infsteir | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Hardeta | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” |
