MentosLand

AceQuared wrote:

I honestly think it’s scummy when raiders raid this region, but hey, what can ya do about it? I’ll just get the founder to get back on, reappoint me. Whole nine yards. It won’t be the last time people do it.

LOL, raided agan.

Everybody in the USA,
Hates that stupid neighbor,
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame!!
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
He's views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name!

F-L-A and R-D-S,
He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!

F-L-A,
HIS NAME IS NED!
E-R-S,
That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No!
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium,
Is an emporium,
Of WOE!!

F-L-A,
Don't yell at Ned!
D-E-R,
His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!

Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs... with angry Valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat,
He's your perky, peppy nightmare neighborino!!

If you despise polite left-handlers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders or his creepy little offspring,
Rod and Todd

HELLO HO HO HO MENTOSLAND

I AM SAN TECH LAWS THE CHRISTMAS BOT.
I BRING TIDINGS OF JOY
WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT.

[PLEASE HELP US FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG]

OR IT COULD BE MARIAH CAREY
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
IF THERE IS A NATION YOU THINK IS THE NICEST

[TELEGRAM LITTLE ST NICK SAYING WHY]

TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

[USE OUR ADVENT CALENDAR]

TO COUNT THE DAYS DOWN.
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY CHRISTMAS
OR BE TERMINATED
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

IF THIS RMB POST IS DISAPPROVED

[PLEASE CONTACT LITTLE ST NICK]

TO GET IT REMOVED.

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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