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The Fattest Citizens in Malawi

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Malawi is ranked 3,875^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Nyasan	Anarchy	“Better or worse”
2.	The Queen's State of Sawmill Creek	Anarchy	“Seeking a Haven”
3.	The State of Dreizig	Anarchy	“Dreißig”
4.	The State of Chiputneticook	Anarchy	“Grandview”
5.	The State of Buryl	New York Times Democracy	“Busy is not good enough”
6.	The State of FeGuise	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We Can Do Without”
7.	The District of Bombonera	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Community”