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Founder: The Queen's State of Nyasan

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Highest Crime Rates: 221st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 349th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 361st+15
Most Armed: 396th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 646th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 656th Fattest Citizens: 739th Most Pro-Market: 742nd Most Extreme: 864th Most Politically Free: 964th Most Avoided: 1,016th Highest Drug Use: 1,085th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,110th Rudest Citizens: 1,151st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,516th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,560th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,678th Most Nations: 1,826th
World Factbook Entry


    On April 1, 1961, the nation of Malawi gained its independence from British Rule. Although times have been shaky over the years, the relatively small south African nation has persevered over the years.

    Name: Malawi
    Capital: Lilongwe
    Population: 12.9 million (2005 est.)

Embassies: World, Central African Republic, Congo, Senegal, Samoa, Mongolia, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, Republic of Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Ancient Lands, Richard, Pacific Union, Nebraska, Nevada, Massachusetts, Minnesota, and 221 others.Kentucky, Michigan, Columbia, Virginia, Mississippi, Georgia, New Mexico, South Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, South Carolina, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Arizona, Rhode Island, Washington, Pennsylvania, Utah, Illinois, Idaho, Washington DC, Delaware, Iowa, North Dakota, Maryland, Missouri, United States of America, Prince Edward Island, Queensland, Australian Capital Territory, Yukon, Nunavut, Tasmania, Northwest Territories, Australia Commonwealth, New Brunswick, Northern Territory, CIA, Nova Scotia, Western Australia, Newfoundland and Labrador, British Columbia, Crematorium, South Australia, Saskatchewan, Victoria, Brazzaville, Ecuador, Toronto, London, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Gambia, Maldives, Stornoway, Kenya, Trinidad and Tobago, Uganda, San Marino, Tonga, South China Sea, Namibia, Crimea, Algeria, Seychelles, Cote d Ivoire, Indonesia, Botswana, Sakartvelo, Vanuatu, Bosna i Hercegovina, Calgary, Kiribati, The Philippines, Fiji, Comoros, Liechtenstein, Tuvalu, Knights of the Round Table, Dominican Republic, Republic of Russia, Laos, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Swaziland, MI6, Antigua and Barbuda, Mozambique, Ethiopia, Monaco, Somalia, Purgatory, Mackenzie, Solomon Islands, Rio de Janeiro, Ottawa, Palau, Belize, Pitcairn Island, Tanzania, Galapagos, Ceylon, Dominica, Sudan, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Cape Verde, Libertaria, Benin, Mauritius, Copenhagen, Quito, Cote dIvoire, Montserrat, Mexico City, Gloucestershire, Beijing, Togo, United Arab Emirates, Okanagan, Barbados, Vermont Republic, Zimbabwe, 0000, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Timor Leste, Cameroon, Sao Tome e Principe, the Bahamas, Uzbekistan, Brunei Darussalam, Madagascar, Burundi, Kuwait, Saint Lucia, El Salvador, Gabon, Djibouti, Montreal, Guatemala, Qatar, Honduras, Detroit, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Rwanda, Lesotho, Sierra Leone, Guinea Bissau, Yarnia, Morocco, Malaysia, Ghana, Seattle, Drummond Cockburn, Guinea, East of West, Brisbane, The Illuminati, Turkiye, Luxembourg, The Central Pacific, Matheo, Bonn, Edinburgh, Wales, FBI, Republica del Paraguay, Sao Paulo, Edmonton, Two Letter, Nauru, The Bandits, Commonwealth States, The Assembly of Gentlemen, The Awakening, Rhea, Paraguay, Russian Federation, Vietnam, Angola, Kanada, Connaught, Leinster, Civil Rights Region, Atlantic New Lands, Spetsnaz, Bailiwick of Guernsey, Free State of Bavaria, McArthur, Cookstown, Kingdom Of England And Wales, United Assembly, Isle of Anglesey, Imperial Prussia, Apex, Orient, Scotia, Regionless, The Embassy, Capital Heights, Northern Mariana Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Pandoran States, Sydney, The Six Counties of Ulster, Marshall Islands, Greater London, East Timor, Kimberley, Manchester, Birmingham, DBA, Indian Sub Continent, The New Nations of Ridgeview, Palmyra Tudmur, Cotonou, Parkland, Gypsy Lands, Iranian Islamic Republic, Federal Republic of Russia, K Lot, and Norsewood.

Construction of embassies with Kigali has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Small.

Malawi contains 9 nations, the 1,826th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Malawi

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Malawi is ranked 8,975th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Love of LilongweCapitalizt“Lilongwe”
2.The Queen's State of Southern DistrictAnarchy“Republic”
3.The Queendom of Gerry SorensenAnarchy“Higher”
4.The Queendom of KhotsoAnarchy“Kingdom”
5.The Queen's State of VaseauAnarchy“Steep to the End”
6.The Queen's State of NyasanAnarchy“Better or worse”
7.The Queen's State of Greenfield ParkNew York Times Democracy“Haven”
8.The Queen's State of MlawulaBenevolent Dictatorship“District”
9.The Queen's State of KeewatinAnarchy“True North”

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