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The Nudest in Lothlorien

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mallorn Trees of Lorien	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Dwimordene”
2.	The Queendom of Lady Galadriel	Mother Knows Best State	“Galadriel”
3.	The Dictatorship of Sauron Annatar	Corrupt Dictatorship	“For Sauron”
4.	The Kingdom of Lord Celeborn of Lorien	Father Knows Best State	“Where is gandalf, for i would MUCH like to speak with h”