by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Lazarus

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 10,870th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalist Paradise“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
2.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
3.The Magic of Winx clubInoffensive Centrist Democracy“BSMTF”
4.The Power Corruption and Lies of HoneydewistaniaCorporate Police State“Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯”
5.The Free Land of AffluensCorporate Bordello“No time, sweetheart. Need to work”
6.The Nuked landmass of Old WastelandsCompulsory Consumerist State“War... War never changes.”
7.The United Computer States of MacworldAnarchy“In Computers We Trust”
8.The Holy Green Artifact Hunt of New NorkadorfCapitalizt“I'll Take Care Of These NationStates The Easy Way”
9.The Rogue Nation of PostapocolyptaAnarchy“Two men enter, one man leaves”
10.The Kratocracy of The Multiversal Species AllianceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace through superior firepower”
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