The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 5. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 6. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
| 7. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 8. |  The Evolutionary Phenomenon of Bioluminescence | Corporate Bordello | “Got a light?” | |
| 9. |  The Republika of Makedonium | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fight for Free and United Macedonia” | |
| 10. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” |
