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The Most Stationary in Gatesville Inc

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards	Left-Leaning College State	“Poor People Are Lazy”
2.	The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic	Corporate Police State	“We don't need no stinkin' motto!”
3.	The People's Republic of Crooked Truth	Left-wing Utopia	“Sure....”
4.	The Absolute Units of Schitz	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Furthermore, I am a bell end”
5.	The Theocracy of Una Salus Victus	Left-Leaning College State	“Expand your horizons”
6.	The Hostile Corporate Takeover of Schlemeils	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“404: Motto not found.”
7.	The GV Corporal of Random One	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Insert message or potato here”
8.	The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket Saws	Corporate Police State	“We're going lumberjack on your ass!!”
9.	The Federation of A Well Respected Man	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Doing the best things so conservatively.”