The Fattest Citizens in European Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Blessed State of Inquista | Anarchy | “For Most Holy Justice, We March Forward!” | |
| 2. |  The GUARDIAN MUNCHING VINNIES of DUXBURIAN UNION | Anarchy | “IV ⅄Ø ÐIЖЖÆR ¶ΛЖЖ, ¶Rx¶ VØR KRIGØ” | |
| 3. |  The Peoples Democratic Republic of Brum Brum 2 | Corporate Police State | “Democracy and Stability” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag | Democratic Socialists | “Gott und Mein Recht” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Nouvelle Picardie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A Mare Labor” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Leagio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Common Defense For All” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of West Sprint | Corporate Police State | “Freedom or Death” | |
| 8. |  The Free District Community of Beylikduzu | Anarchy | “Only Beylikdüzü” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Deufria | Corporate Bordello | “Libertas, Aequalitas, Fraternitas” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Paris-roubax | Father Knows Best State | “Cobble stone hell” |
