The Most Armed in Esportiva
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Eshialand | Anarchy | “Reigning Forever...” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Eristicea | Capitalizt | “Chao ab ordo” | |
| 3. |  The Homely Cape of Irithoren | Iron Fist Consumerists | “It's not much, but it's ours” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Dod Rava | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Człowiek dla Człowieka” | |
| 5. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Democratic Socialists | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 6. |  The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone Bay | Capitalist Paradise | “Keelhaulin' ain't the worst tha' can happen to ye” | |
| 7. |  The Footballing Republic of Slembana | Left-wing Utopia | “Football! It's our thing!” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Audi Arabia | Anarchy | “لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله” | |
| 9. |  The United Provinces of Xanneria | Capitalist Paradise | “Move Forward” | |
| 10. |  The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Making the impossible, possible.” |
