The Safest in Empire of Andrew
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Union of Felucian Planetary Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Da pacem Domine sperantibus.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of The Orson Empire | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of The Unified Nations of Felucia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Many hearts beating as one.” | |
| 4. |  The To Whom It Tolls of Timmy City | New York Times Democracy | “R” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of United Kingdom of Poland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Live and Let live” | |
| 6. |  The Semi-Direct Democracy of Oceara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “People, Country, Wealth.” | |
| 7. |  The Imperio Constitucional of Novo Wagondia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sub cruce lumen” | |
| 8. |  The Unified Worlds of Corsahnim | New York Times Democracy | “Truth and compassion, the only true metrics of freedom.” | |
| 9. |  The Tsardom of Santa Lucija | Capitalist Paradise | “Qua Patet Orbis” | |
| 10. |  The Infinite Empire of Cybus1 | Father Knows Best State | “Nos autem vitam et mortem.” |
