The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 2. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
| 4. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Ematia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 5. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
| 6. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 7. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | New York Times Democracy | “Think, stupid!” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” |
