The Safest in Eastern Europe
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Eastern Europe is ranked 24,633rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bolivars of Venezuela | Left-wing Utopia | “1 USD = BsS 37,100,000” | |
| 2. |  The Confederation of Eastern Zokas | Corrupt Dictatorship | “From the ashes, we rise” | |
| 3. |  The Unfriendly Apparition of Ghost of Stalina | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You'll never be fully destalinanized.” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -Pride-Month | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of District Line 30 | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Crownlands of Austria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gott erhalte, Gott beschütze” | |
| 7. |  The Greater Imperial State of Imperial states of Europa | Corrupt Dictatorship | “ut omnes prosperantur in perpetuum” | |
| 8. |  The Emirate of Transportation Security Administration | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The A-rabs of Iran | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Does your tobacco taste different lately?” | |
| 10. |  The Nukes of Pakistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Something something Allah something Mohammed something.” |
