The Most Secular in Crystal Falls
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Samatelle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Sanjurikan Sanju of Sanju | Democratic Socialists | “Counting the days 'till the summer would come...” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Charo Alt 1 | Capitalist Paradise | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Greater Puddles Badaboom | Corporate Police State | “BADABOOM” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Royal Guard of Charoskania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “TRR PLEASE NOTE: SIMPLY A LIB ALT BANNED N PASSING BY” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Batallion of the Count of TDF | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Second-in-Line” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Regiment of Field Marshal Clemente | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dies Irae” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Seashore Empire of the Brave | Moralistic Democracy | “Join forth on the way to glory!” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Regiment of the Grand Duke of Patagonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bother Bother” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Hobo29 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Space For Rent” |
