The Lowest Crime Rates in Conch Kingdom
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kenny Country | Conservative Democracy | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 2. |  The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Long Live The Tangerine!” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Krimera | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Beyond The Jagged Edges Of War, We Stand Ready.” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Lunalius | Left-wing Utopia | “Brilliantly United” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Makko Oko | Corrupt Dictatorship | “There is no stability, only corruption” | |
| 6. |  The Socialisticae Planetæ of StarGaiz | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Qui operatur, pascitur.” | |
| 7. | The Socialist Union of Western European Territories | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Go forward to the starry sky” | |
| 8. |  The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Only the best at the Amazing Loveable Dogs!” | |
| 9. |  The Allied States of Bathelonat | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dictator! I am no such thing!” | |
| 10. |  The Puddle of Socialist Platypus | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Equality” |
