The Most Advanced Public Transport in City Ankh Morpork
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
As a region, City Ankh Morpork is ranked 364th in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Frequently Inebriated Nation of Saugeen | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I have a cunning plan...” | |
| 2. |  The Grumpy Nation of Saugeen 2 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “This year we will have 0 casualties!” |
