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The Most Advanced Public Education in Christmas

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine”
2.	The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Twas the night before Christmas”
3.	The Batman smells of Jingle all the way	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Strength Through Compliance”
4.	The Protectorate of Cards of Eagles 4	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.	The Little bobsled of Little St Nick	Democratic Socialists	“Run run reindeer”
6.	The Pʀєsєɴcє of The Ghost of Christmas Present	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Come forth and know me better, man!”
7.	The Bells of Sealokin	New York Times Democracy	“Seven tolls, seven layers”
8.	The Dʀєᴀ∂fᴜʟ Pʀospєcт of The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come	Civil Rights Lovefest	“*Points*”
9.	The Slow but Jolly Creature of Christmas Turtle	Democratic Socialists	“Slow and steady wins the race.”
10.	The Republic of Oh what fun it is to ride	Civil Rights Lovefest	“In a one horse open sleigh”

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