The Most Primitive in Canada
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Canada is ranked 25,191st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Republic of Carson Palmer | Moralistic Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 32. |  The Maple States of Salzo | Anarchy | “Be alert” | |
| 33. |  The Theocracy of High Church | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Faith and Fire” | |
| 34. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CIV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 35. |  The Green State of Nouen | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Union through Force” | |
| 36. |  The 454532nd puppet of 2lit2 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Yay for new puppets” | |
| 37. |  The Taz riding a Mammoth of Cryptozoology | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “It still exists” | |
| 38. |  The Free Land of The Guess Who | New York Times Democracy | “Time Goes Slowly But Carries On” | |
| 39. |  The Most Serene Republic of Restigouche | Right-wing Utopia | “Ab usque ad mare.” | |
| 40. |  The Federation of Fortens | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Veritas” |
