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The Fattest Citizens in Calexico and Mexicali

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 7,771^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sun-Scorched NSAR Territory of NSAR Baja Territories	Capitalizt	“Taxing and bureaucratic - now in the hot Baja sun!”
2.	The Reconstructed Wasteland of The New Nebraska Republic	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Uniting the Midwestern Wasteland one state at a time!”
3.	The Republic of Calimex	Anarchy	“The one and only”
4.	The Independent Vice-Filled City of New Venturas Strip	Capitalizt	“Venturas finally has soldiers worthy of protecting it!”
5.	The Degenerates of Space Nudists	Mother Knows Best State	“Man Made Horrors”
6.	The General Tribunal of The Offices of the Imperial Inquisition	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exsurge, Domine, et iudica causam tuam.”
7.	The Sri Lanka All Over Again of Bayasta	Iron Fist Consumerists	“तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा”
8.	The Kingdom of Simonisca Mirella Nuella	New York Times Democracy	“From Many, One”
9.	The Oh boy here I go splerging of The Epic Notepad of GrangerAirstrike	Left-wing Utopia	“Yes, this is literally a notepad... In Nation form.”
10.	The Regret-Filled Park Rangers of Beaver Bush Ranger Station	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Remember, campers: you can always be more bored!”

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