The Rudest Citizens in Calexico and Mexicali
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Part Of The Former South of Homer Simpson Alabama | Corporate Bordello | “Hail To Cutting The Threat!” | |
| 2. |  The Degenerates of Space Nudists | Mother Knows Best State | “Man Made Horrors” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Calimex | Anarchy | “The one and only” | |
| 4. |  The Sun-Scorched NSAR Territory of NSAR Baja Territories | Capitalizt | “Taxing and bureaucratic - now in the hot Baja sun!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Simonisca Mirella Nuella | New York Times Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 6. |  The Independent Vice-Filled City of New Venturas Strip | Capitalizt | “Venturas finally has soldiers worthy of protecting it!” | |
| 7. |  The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!” | |
| 8. |  The Reconstructed Wasteland of The New Nebraska Republic | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Uniting the Midwestern Wasteland one state at a time!” | |
| 9. |  The Fiefdom of National Security Forces | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “And for this reason alone, I am beholden to none.” | |
| 10. |  The Confederate States of The Southern American Federation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Free and the Just” |
