The Safest in Barbaria
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Barbaria is ranked 16,374th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hyperborean Empire of Vostag | New York Times Democracy | “Blood & Steel” | |
| 2. |  The Emirate of Amerecus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Do not haste my brothers, and sisters!” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Quing Nara | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Productivity. Prosperity. Progress.” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Vasnlia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “An eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind.” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Santamonia | Left-Leaning College State | “Eureka!” | |
| 6. |  The Dope Republic of Free Regay | Democratic Socialists | “Weed for days, Peace forever!” | |
| 7. |  The Borderlands of Kan Kynanate | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Old Blood; New Ideas” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Oreusa | Father Knows Best State | “Follow Me!” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist National Republic of Gobiu | Authoritarian Democracy | “Work or die. It is that simple.” | |
| 10. |  The Provisional Republic of Nivagregas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What words mean more than God's?” |
