The Safest in Absolution
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Absolution is ranked 4,084th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Dialland | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights” | |
| 2. |  The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation | Left-wing Utopia | “Liberty & Equality under stars, humanity beyond Heaven” | |
| 3. |  The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Freedom. Justice. Peace.” | |
| 4. |  The Communist Confederate Union of Nerosina | Democratic Socialists | “☭ Pro Populis Est Omnia ☭” | |
| 5. |  The Sinistre Mouroir of Krippling Lament | Left-wing Utopia | “Μικρὸν ἀπὸ τοῦ ἡλίου μετάστηθι” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Beedward | Left-Leaning College State | “Illiud Latine dici non potest.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Freeoplis | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I won't do what you tell me” | |
| 8. |  The Divine Sovereignty of Atlantigria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Time is a great story teller.” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Islands of Riecham | Democratic Socialists | “As one, or none.” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of Bumblebop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What the hell!” |
