The Most Secular in A Taco Paradise
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of H982 FLK | Democratic Socialists | “Courage is knowing what not to fear” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of New Brish | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Pyr Isle | Democratic Socialists | “Naps for everyone!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Oeland | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Emirate of Wageslave 33 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Enslave the poor” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of FPSR Yugoslavia | New York Times Democracy | “Brotherhood and Unity!” | |
| 7. | The Democratic Republic of New Akria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Discipline, Knowledge, Precision” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Gaunamana | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Die” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Zaluna | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Workers of the Galaxy, Unite!” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Torofulas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Standing Together, We Look Forward!” |
