by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Labyrinth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 7,602nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
51.The Empire of PaeterniaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Ever on the Edge of Death”
52.The Peaceful Union of AshtieMother Knows Best State“I'll fight for a cause. I won't die for one.”
53.The Sinister Nightmarish Cult of The Disciples of NezarecMoralistic Democracy“Loyal to the Final God of Pain”
54.The Empire of Primorski KraiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Död vi rikets rand, drömmen rann ut i sand”
55.The Golden Kingdom of PraenuntiurPsychotic Dictatorship“Discipline is my honor”
56.The Third General's Kingdom of El SpanaLeft-Leaning College State“Waddaya mean you've never seen Blade Runner?”
57.The Great Empire of NorosiaFather Knows Best State“How are you doing?”
58.The Isolated Peoples of Delta BoreasDemocratic Socialists“Strive for the future”
59.The Loving Couple of -BlightsexualIron Fist Consumerists“Lumity”
60.The Holy Red Necropolis of Santisima MuerteLeft-wing Utopia“Don't Abandon Me”
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