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The Labyrinth RMB

WA Delegate: The Baby Eaters of Vavax (elected )

Founder: The Third of His Name of King Minos

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Welcome to The Labyrinth!
Est. November 7, 2014

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"A labyrinth has only one path and you merely have to follow it.
It’s a symbol of life or, rather, of life and death."

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What can you do in The Labyrinth?
Anything you want! The Labyrinth is a place where YOU can decide your own future!


Please endorse WA Delegate Vavax and Vice-Delegate States In Perpetual Federation!
Next Elections: Ongoing!

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Join our Discord Server Linkhere!
Check out and claim land on our regional map here!
Current Endorsement Cap: 4
Regions interested in establishing embassies should telegram Secretary of Foreign Affairs South Norun!



Embassies: Amor Miserere, The City of Portsmouth, Hellenic Civilization, The Embassy, Union of Free Nations, 21st Century Rome, The Union of Democratic States, Eastern Roman Empire, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, The NewsStand, Regionless, Elparia, Canterbury, The Alterran Republic, Portugal, The Bar on the corner of every region, and 2 others.SECFanatics, and The Maze.

Tags: Democratic, Independent, Large, Map, Monarchist, Regional Government, Silly, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Labyrinth contains 79 nations, the 172nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in The Labyrinth

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 11,340th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democracy of MerniDemocratic Socialists“Iustitia, Aequalitas, Libertas, Democratia”
2.The Baby Eaters of VavaxLeft-wing Utopia“I have not seen convincing evidence that Canada exists.”
3.The Archipelago of Federal southern citiesLiberal Democratic Socialists“United by the sea”
4.The Mekwanint of MekonnNew York Times Democracy“The Dormant Barbar Wakes”
5.The Republic of Mucko DjubrePsychotic Dictatorship“Đubre! Mučko đubre!”
6.The Holy Red Necropolis of Santisima MuerteCivil Rights Lovefest“Don't Abandon Me”
7.The Incorporated States of AsiozohPsychotic Dictatorship“Help”
8.The Matriarchy of FluffehiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Fluffer Is good. The Fluffer is why”
9.The People's Republic of GiounkoslaviaDemocratic Socialists“Workers of the World, Unite”
10.The Democratic Republic of VaxLeft-wing Utopia“What is Canada?”
1234. . .78»

Recent polls: “What colours should the WFE be?”“Do u guys actually uses pyjamas ? ”

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The Labyrinth Regional Message Board

Nova Colombian Confederation wrote:hey vavax check your main's telegrams

Maybe I will, maybe I did.

Williacia wrote:hello chirrens. so i arrived in time for los elecciones, and unreliable williacia will not be running. irl has not been the kindest lately, so i’ve been dealing with that but i am blessing you all with my presence for five minutes k bye bye

Of sad for busy and not the kindest, the dankus!

Topoliani wrote:If I become WA delegate my first act will be to replace the good flag with a meme one to show the world that we aren't some serious RP group, but a meme of a region

xd

I’ll meme you uwu

Topoliani wrote:If I become WA delegate my first act will be to replace the good flag with a meme one to show the world that we aren't some serious RP group, but a meme of a region

xd

DANGIT, now I'm torn. Merni for experience and reliability, or HB to change the flag to a meme. (Totally serious. I love memes.)

Dragosi wrote:DANGIT, now I'm torn. Merni for experience and reliability, or HB to change the flag to a meme. (Totally serious. I love memes.)

>Merni
>Reliable

Dragosi, pls

Hey hey hey fam squeed, remember: voting opens in 4 hours! Follow the rules or else things get annoying and Daddy Vavax has to do work. Kthanxby

*****KING MINOS DECLARATION SCREECH*****

Hewwo nerds and gurls, King Minos here to come right back at you with voting. At this point y'all nerds and birds should know the drill. Clicky the thing to vote for the person you wanna vote for, no vote with puppets, and only vote once. Thanks nerds and turds, have a great election and shall the best candidate (me) win!

This be link:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeotTy8qcxiyI6Tu_XwY9Izkk6UZgI4iSbpRCwO5LBBKj7V1g/viewform?usp=sf_link

*****KING MINOS DECLARATION SCREECH*****

Please exercise your democratic right by voting.

Please don't vote more than once or vote with puppets. It just makes life a lot more difficult for you, the government and the candidate you are supposedly benefiting.

Also, please vote for me for WA Delegate! Thank you.

P.S: Vote Vavax for Foreign Secretary.

Merni wrote:official campaign stuff
Hey everyone. As you may already know, I'm running for WA Delegate. Here's why you should vote for me:
- I've got the most experience in government among just about anyone running for election (as far as I know). However, that doesn't mean I'm a corrupt representative of the "establishment". I have always spoken out for the people and for democracy.
- I've run with Vavax in numerous elections, meaning that we can work well together. However, that doesn't mean that I will be a puppet of the monarchy. I will continue to represent the people, first and foremost, but I will do it without unnecessary clashes.
- I will strive to get the Constitution finished and up for the public's approval within one month. I do feel that the government owes the public an unconditional apology, since we could not meet the deadline of 90 days fixed by the investigation. However, the Constitution is almost ready, and just needs a few more additions and some cleanup. (you can see it on Discord)
- I support the reform agenda of Vavax and will endeavour to introduce good reforms to the region. At the same time, I will not let the traditions of the region be ignored.
- Also, memes.

I have realised that some members of the region (cough cough Hammer Britannia Greater Victora) have expressed concern at the lack of opposition. That is due entirely to the inactivity of the region. Further, I do not support the idea that everyone should endorse me now, before the election is conducted. I believe strongly in democracy, and believe that an election (with an option of a write-in) should be held before anything.

Thank you, and long live the Labyrinth.

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN SPEECH

My fellow Labyrinthinans, Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*ucking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goshdang idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

And that concludes my speech (not really, I'm just low on time. A serious speech is in the making)

TIL Topoliani is the 10th most cheerful nation in the Labyrinth, makes sense considering the fact we are always drunk.

Also this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chryso,_Serres

Offical Champaign Speech
(For real this time)

Fellow Labyrinthians, as the election is drawing near I am here to issue not a statement, but a warning. Merni, as old and experienced as he is, is not the best choice for the Labyrinth. Merni has tired old views of an almost reactionary labyrinth and a more byzantine version of the already bureaucratic system called The Labyrinth Government, which is already a Labyrinth as is (Pun intended). This wonderful region shall not fall to bureaucratic tyranny again. I'm not saying you should vote for me, though I would greatly appreciate it, but I warn all of you to support someone else in this election for the greater good of the Labyrinth. MLMA (Make Labyrinth Meme-y Again), and thank you for listening.

At least, that's my interpretation of Merni's ideas.

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