The Labyrinth

Topoliani wrote:

If I become WA delegate my first act will be to replace the good flag with a meme one to show the world that we aren't some serious RP group, but a meme of a region

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DANGIT, now I'm torn. Merni for experience and reliability, or HB to change the flag to a meme. (Totally serious. I love memes.)

Hey hey hey fam squeed, remember: voting opens in 4 hours! Follow the rules or else things get annoying and Daddy Vavax has to do work. Kthanxby

Please exercise your democratic right by voting.

Please don't vote more than once or vote with puppets. It just makes life a lot more difficult for you, the government and the candidate you are supposedly benefiting.

Also, please vote for me for WA Delegate! Thank you.

P.S: Vote Vavax for Foreign Secretary.

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN SPEECH

My fellow Labyrinthinans, Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*ucking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goshdang idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

And that concludes my speech (not really, I'm just low on time. A serious speech is in the making)

Offical Champaign Speech
(For real this time)

Fellow Labyrinthians, as the election is drawing near I am here to issue not a statement, but a warning. Merni, as old and experienced as he is, is not the best choice for the Labyrinth. Merni has tired old views of an almost reactionary labyrinth and a more byzantine version of the already bureaucratic system called The Labyrinth Government, which is already a Labyrinth as is (Pun intended). This wonderful region shall not fall to bureaucratic tyranny again. I'm not saying you should vote for me, though I would greatly appreciate it, but I warn all of you to support someone else in this election for the greater good of the Labyrinth. MLMA (Make Labyrinth Meme-y Again), and thank you for listening.

At least, that's my interpretation of Merni's ideas.