WA Delegate: The Baby Eaters of Vavax (elected )
Founder: The Third of His Name of King Minos
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Amor Miserere, The City of Portsmouth, Hellenic Civilization, The Embassy, Union of Free Nations, 21st Century Rome, The Union of Democratic States, Eastern Roman Empire, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, The NewsStand, Regionless, Elparia, Canterbury, The Alterran Republic, Portugal, The Bar on the corner of every region, and 2 others.SECFanatics, and The Maze.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Safest in The Labyrinth
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 11,340th in the world for Safest.
|1.||The Democracy of Merni||Democratic Socialists||“Iustitia, Aequalitas, Libertas, Democratia”|
|2.||The Baby Eaters of Vavax||Left-wing Utopia||“I have not seen convincing evidence that Canada exists.”|
|3.||The Archipelago of Federal southern cities||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“United by the sea”|
|4.||The Mekwanint of Mekonn||New York Times Democracy||“The Dormant Barbar Wakes”|
|5.||The Republic of Mucko Djubre||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Đubre! Mučko đubre!”|
|6.||The Holy Red Necropolis of Santisima Muerte||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Don't Abandon Me”|
|7.||The Incorporated States of Asiozoh||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Help”|
|8.||The Matriarchy of Fluffehia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“The Fluffer Is good. The Fluffer is why”|
|9.||The People's Republic of Giounkoslavia||Democratic Socialists||“Workers of the World, Unite”|
|10.||The Democratic Republic of Vax||Left-wing Utopia||“What is Canada?”|
- : The Democracy of Merni updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Hammer Britannia's WA Puppet of Topoliani arrived from Sonindia.
- : The Federal Republic of Halmsia Athin arrived from Balder.
- : The Hammer Britannia's WA Puppet of Topoliani departed this region for Sonindia.
- : Kolgrafir ceased to exist.
- : The union of pragmatica ceased to exist.
- : The Queendom of Ashtie updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Queendom of Ashtie altered the region's flag.
- : The Democracy of Merni created a new regional poll: "What colours should the WFE be?".
- : The Empire of Adad Civilization ceased to exist.
The Labyrinth Regional Message Board
Maybe I will, maybe I did.
Of sad for busy and not the kindest, the dankus!
I’ll meme you uwu
*****KING MINOS DECLARATION SCREECH*****
Hewwo nerds and gurls, King Minos here to come right back at you with voting. At this point y'all nerds and birds should know the drill. Clicky the thing to vote for the person you wanna vote for, no vote with puppets, and only vote once. Thanks nerds and turds, have a great election and shall the best candidate (me) win!
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*****KING MINOS DECLARATION SCREECH*****
Please exercise your democratic right by voting.
Please don't vote more than once or vote with puppets. It just makes life a lot more difficult for you, the government and the candidate you are supposedly benefiting.
Also, please vote for me for WA Delegate! Thank you.
P.S: Vote Vavax for Foreign Secretary.
OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN SPEECH
My fellow Labyrinthinans, Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*ucking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goshdang idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.
And that concludes my speech (not really, I'm just low on time. A serious speech is in the making)
Offical Champaign Speech
(For real this time)
Fellow Labyrinthians, as the election is drawing near I am here to issue not a statement, but a warning. Merni, as old and experienced as he is, is not the best choice for the Labyrinth. Merni has tired old views of an almost reactionary labyrinth and a more byzantine version of the already bureaucratic system called The Labyrinth Government, which is already a Labyrinth as is (Pun intended). This wonderful region shall not fall to bureaucratic tyranny again. I'm not saying you should vote for me, though I would greatly appreciate it, but I warn all of you to support someone else in this election for the greater good of the Labyrinth. MLMA (Make Labyrinth Meme-y Again), and thank you for listening.
At least, that's my interpretation of Merni's ideas.