The Fattest Citizens in The Kodiak Republic
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Kodiak Republic is ranked 14,667th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The United States of The New Americans | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The American dream is not dead, it's just taken a break” | |
| 12. |  The Incorporated States of Mexesta Strusland | Capitalist Paradise | “Time is Money and money is limited” | |
| 13. |  The Commonwealth of Brodow Patanarhod | Capitalist Paradise | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 14. |  The Oppressed Peoples of GERCLAVE | Moralistic Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 15. |  The Empire of Craft empire | Capitalizt | “Mantises rule ” | |
| 16. |  The Disputed Territories of Poirier | Left-Leaning College State | “Ad Lunam” | |
| 17. |  The Kingdom of Of Pommland-Balaton | Corporate Police State | “Nothing without the God and the King” | |
| 18. |  The Federation of Aesum | Capitalist Paradise | “Jak, amnes wienas aesmum lorem ipsum...” | |
| 19. |  The Federation of Teleukrin Klomanita | Capitalist Paradise | “Unity of Teleuonians and Klomanians ” | |
| 20. |  The Holy Empire of Christoniav | Capitalizt | “Honor and trust God” |
