The Highest Crime Rates in The Social Liberal Union
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Administrative Offices of Government of the Social Liberal Union | 10,800th | 3.22 | ||
| 2. |  The Council Republic of Zulanka in SLU | 17,656th | 2.12 | ||
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Tigrisia | 17,901st | 2.08 | ||
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The David Kingdom | 19,309th | 1.86 | ||
| 5. |  The United Republic of Greater Wiltshire | 19,586th | 1.82 | ||
