The Fattest Citizens in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Rogue Nation of Sanshouo | 108th | 98.64 | ||
2. | The Corporate Republic of The New Chinese States | 109th | 98.48 | ||
3. | The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland | 131st | 97.89 | ||
4. | The Republic of Western Santos | 144th | 97.48 | ||
5. | The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa | 225th | 94.12 | ||
6. | The Madness of Anarchic Chaos and also Insanity | 642nd | 75.57 | ||
7. | The North American Union of Fallin | 1,340th | 56.89 | ||
8. | The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani | 1,405th | 55.56 | ||
9. | The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre | 1,608th | 51.45 | ||
10. | The Armed Republic of The Scull and Crossbones | 2,226th | 42.47 |