The Fattest Citizens in Union of Nationalists
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Union of Nationalists is ranked 736th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Super Directorate of Canarsus | Capitalist Paradise | “A brighter future and a better life” | |
| 2. |  The Cultured Imperial Utopia of True Chinese Federation | Corporate Police State | “Extermination, That's Our Omnibenevolent Policy!” | |
| 3. |  The Divine Empire of Orlannn | Corporate Police State | “Glory to Orlannn” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Zorpo | Corporate Bordello | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Antoska | Free-Market Paradise | “Antoski numquam mori” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of New Govus Khlamon | Capitalizt | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of NS Greater Taiwan China | Capitalist Paradise | “The one and only True China” | |
| 8. |  The Zhongguo of The Guomindang | Father Knows Best State | “Minzu – Minquan – Minsheng” | |
| 9. |  The Plurikontinentalismus of Eurafrika | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Immer Vorwärts!” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of The Northwestern Union | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God, Folk and Fatherland” |
