The Fattest Citizens in Kosovo
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Gazimestan | Anarchy | “Газиместан” | |
| 2. |  The Kosovo Founder of Controls | Iron Fist Consumerists | “E Pluribus Unum” |
