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Trazsia

A large avalanche of Parmigiana Reggiano cheese wheels leaves eighteen wounded in Trazsia city
The event happened in the streets of a high class neighbor were the richest persons of the city live, the event of celebration was a wedding between two rich families, one of the honor guest originates from Ladinacem Andia and brought at least 1000 of these wheels of Parmigiana Reggiano cheese to the party, this kind of cheese is famous for the extravagant flavor and prices it can reach when it meets certain conditions, this cheese can only be produced in certified cheese farms in certain regions of the Italian peninsula.

The party took place in the luxurious plaza of the neighborhood and due to some mistake that still remains under investigation, the boxes that contained the big cheese wheels cracked and all the cheese began to fall down, causing a huge avalanche that led to people running away down the hill while chased by hundreds of cheese wheels.

The cheese wheels caused many material damages to properties like houses, business, public works, vehicles and other services, reports confirm that 18 persons got wounded, including the wedding couple and three elders.

And reports confirm that the entire area now stinks like cheese and that this avalanche caused damages valued at 35 million BSC, from which 25 million come from the price of the cheese wheels themselves

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes and Greater taggart

Red iri2

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes wrote:Ok, let me do an RP post then :)

QBN: Taiknor ship sinks near Mariana

Today the Alaskan authorities found that a Taiknor ship has sunken near Mariana, but some passengers survived. The passengers will temporarily be given a housing in Guam. Taiknor authorities will be asked to return the surviors into Taiknor. There are no signs of manipulation. Alaska will not apologize for the sanctions, but if Taiknor wishes to buy relatively cheap oil, Alaska will ask for Taiknor not to militarily support the UCR. .

*cough* Ktchenia *cough*

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes

Red iri2

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes wrote:Taiknor is pretty much anti-Coretas, but if you believe that you should sell Taiknor, a possible threat to two of your allies, I can't stop you.

Im selling to Taiknor to defend from you. If he touches Coretas he gets gunned down

The Republic of Ladinacem Andia

Trazsia wrote:A large avalanche of Parmigiana Reggiano cheese wheels leaves eighteen wounded in Trazsia city
The event happened in the streets of a high class neighbor were the richest persons of the city live, the event of celebration was a wedding between two rich families, one of the honor guest originates from Ladinacem Andia and brought at least 1000 of these wheels of Parmigiana Reggiano cheese to the party, this kind of cheese is famous for the extravagant flavor and prices it can reach when it meets certain conditions, this cheese can only be produced in certified cheese farms in certain regions of the Italian peninsula.

The party took place in the luxurious plaza of the neighborhood and due to some mistake that still remains under investigation, the boxes that contained the big cheese wheels cracked and all the cheese began to fall down, causing a huge avalanche that led to people running away down the hill while chased by hundreds of cheese wheels.

The cheese wheels caused many material damages to properties like houses, business, public works, vehicles and other services, reports confirm that 18 persons got wounded, including the wedding couple and three elders.

And reports confirm that the entire area now stinks like cheese and that this avalanche caused damages valued at 35 million BSC, from which 25 million come from the price of the cheese wheels themselves

This is amazing and I love that it happened

Can no rey, Greater taggart, Red iri2, and Trazsia

The Republic of Ladinacem Andia

Red iri2 wrote:*cough* Ktchenia *cough*

He doesn’t have Arabia, so Alaska is theoretically the only stable source of oil rn.

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes

Red iri2

Ladinacem Andia wrote:He doesn’t have Arabia, so Alaska is theoretically the only stable source of oil rn.

*cough* russia me and bla no nana *cough*

Trazsia

Ladinacem Andia wrote:This is amazing and I love that it happened

Not me, my streets are now stinky and I have to clean this mess up before the rats come in

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes

Can no rey

Trazsia wrote:Not me, my streets are now stinky and I have to clean this mess up before the rats come in

would you like some cheese for my thought?

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes and Trazsia

Big rats

Trazsia wrote:Not me, my streets are now stinky and I have to clean this mess up before the rats come in

Boo.

Can no rey

Time to make some custom equipment for my nation (Small Arms & Helicopters)

Greater taggart

Trazsia

Big rats wrote:Boo.

Oh no...

Big rats

Big rats

Trazsia wrote:Oh no...

The Rat Revolution takes over your rich neighborhood and your cheese factories(jk unless you want to)

Trazsia

Trazsia

Big rats wrote:The Rat Revolution takes over your rich neighborhood and your cheese factories(jk unless you want to)

(The cheese was brought from Italy)
"Oh no, what a pity scene, look at that expensive Parmigiano Regianno cheese devoured by angry rats, what a waste"

Big rats

Big rats

Trazsia wrote:(The cheese was brought from Italy)
"Oh no, what a pity scene, look at that expensive Parmigiano Regianno cheese devoured by angry rats, what a waste"

The rats scream,”LONG LIVE THE RAT REVOLUTION! EVERY SINGLE NATIONS SHALL FALL TO THE RATS!” But to the humans, it was just loud, angry squeaking.

Trazsia

Rayonek

Big rats wrote:The rats scream,”LONG LIVE THE RAT REVOLUTION! EVERY SINGLE NATIONS SHALL FALL TO THE RATS!” But to the humans, it was just loud, angry squeaking.

The Great Cypriot Rat Infestation, circa 2021

Big rats

Trazsia

Big rats wrote:The rats scream,”LONG LIVE THE RAT REVOLUTION! EVERY SINGLE NATIONS SHALL FALL TO THE RATS!” But to the humans, it was just loud, angry squeaking.

"Do we just let them eat the cheese and leave or do we call pest control"

"I'm calling pest control and also the garbage services"

Big rats

Big rats

Trazsia wrote:"Do we just let them eat the cheese and leave or do we call pest control"

"I'm calling pest control and also the garbage services"

A car with hundreds of rats shows up out of nowhere and crashes into a house and creates a giant hole

Trazsia

Big rats wrote:A car with hundreds of rats shows up out of nowhere and crashes into a house and creates a giant hole

"Holy cow the rats are gone crazy! Call the police instead!"

All rich folks in the neighborhood began to run away like crazy due to the rat revolution

Big rats

Can no rey

COM Military (old)

by Can no rey

The Confederacy of Mexico Armed Forces (COMAF)
Spending = $35,689,066,666
Personnel # =
29,000 Active
50,000 Reserve
100,900 Available
Branches:

  • MRBR-17
    Link
    Chambered in: 5.45x36mm
    Cost: $740
    Number: 7,000
    Purpose: General combat from short to medium range
    Weapon Type: Battle Rifle
    Effective Range: 530 meters
    Feed system: 25-30 round magazines
    IRL Counterpart: AK-12
    Manufacturer: Com-Tac Developers

  • GPR-15
    Link
    Chambered in: 5.56 NATO
    Cost: $880
    Number: 5,000
    Purpose: General combat from short to medium range
    Weapon Type: Assualt Rifle
    Effective Range: 550 meters
    Feed system: 30-35 round magazines
    IRL Counterpart: M4
    Manufacturers: Mustang Industrial

  • LRWS-22
    Link
    Chambered in: 11.7x104mm
    Cost: $2,200
    Number: 920
    Purpose: Long-range engagements
    Weapon Type: Marksman Rifle
    Effective Range: 2000 meters
    Feed system: 5-10 round magazines
    IRL Counterpart: M107
    Manufacturer: Smith Weaponworks

  • MOWS-10
    Link
    Chambered in: 12 gauge
    Cost: $2,100
    Number: 870
    Purpose: Breaching, Close Quarters Combat
    Weapon Type: Shotgun
    Effective Range: 36.5 meters
    Feed system: 5 rounds, manual loading
    IRL Counterpart: M1014
    Manufacturer: Smith Weaponworks

  • Teyr-90
    Bullup
    Chambered in: 5.56 NATO
    Cost: $1,100
    Number: 1270
    Purpose: Close to Medium Range Combat
    Weapon Type: Carbine
    Effective Range: 400-500 meters
    Feed system: 20 rounds
    IRL Counterpart: Kel-Tec RDB
    Manufacturer: Com-Tac Developers

  • Aklanit-XK2
    Chambered in: .45
    Cost: $780
    Number: 4270
    Purpose: Close Quarters Combat
    Weapon Type: SMG
    Effective Range: 200-300 meters
    Feed system: 16 rounds
    IRL Counterpart: P320
    Manufacturers: Com-Tac Developers

  • 600 KR-86s (Built by Ladinacem Andia)

  • 1000 PK23s (Built by Ladinacem Andia)

  • 600 Maigot XVC3s (Built by Can no rey)

  • 576 Stonecutter RX-90s (Built By Can no rey)

  • 13 "Guardian" Interceptors
    Armament:
    1 31mm rotary cannons
    Hardpoints:
    6 Air-Air "Archer" missiles
    Evasion: 32 Flares
    Cost: $24.5 million
    Sale Price: $30.4 million
    Speed: 1,550 mph
    Combat Range: 1,160 miles
    Service Ceiling: 59,000ft
    IRL Counterpart: None

  • 12 "Angel" F-4 Air Superiority Fighters
    Armament:
    1 30mm rotary cannons
    Hardpoints:
    6 Air-Air "Spearhead" missiles
    4 "Jack" rockets
    Evasion: 30 Flares
    Cost: $38.5 million
    Sale Price: $45.5 million
    Speed: 1,490 mph
    Combat Range: 1,210 miles
    Service Ceiling: 59,000ft
    IRL Counterpart: Su-27

  • 13 "Hellion" XM-3 Air-Ground Attack Planes
    Armament:
    1 30mm rotary cannon
    1 25mm rotary cannon
    Hardpoints:
    5 Laser-Guided bombs
    3 Air-Air missiles
    3 "daisy" cluster bombs
    6 "Archangel" rockets
    Evasion: 30 Flares
    Cost: $25.3 million
    Sale Price: $39.2 million
    Speed: 1,151 mph
    Combat Range: 480 miles
    Service Ceiling: 46,000ft
    IRL Counterpart: MiG-27

  • 24 S-4 Echo Surveillance Drones

  • 4 TK-201 Shikra (Built by Greater taggart)

  • 20 "Hedgehog-3" Cargo Helicopters
    Evasion: 20 Flares
    Cost: $136,000
    Sale Price: $148,000
    IRL Counterpart: None
    Top Speed: 190 mph
    Operational Range: 280 miles
    Service Ceiling: 6,800 miles

  • 20 "Porqipine-4" Troop Carrying Helicopters
    Evasion: 20 Flares
    Cost: $146,000
    Sale Price: $158,000
    IRL Counterpart: None
    Top Speed: 200 mph
    Operational Range: 300 miles
    Service Ceiling: 7,000 miles

  • 15 "Warhammer-9" Support Gunships
    Armaments: 2 Hardpoints, 1 5 barrel minigun with 7.62x51mm rounds
    Evasion: 20 Flares
    Cost: $225,000
    Sale Price: $290,000
    IRL Counterpart: None
    Top Speed: 230 mph
    Operational Range: 320 miles
    Service Ceiling: 8,000 miles

  • 20 "Scout-Mk2" Reconnisance Helicopters
    Evasion: 20 Flares
    Cost: $175,000
    Sale Price: $190,000
    IRL Counterpart: None
    Top Speed: 280 mph
    Operational Range: 340 miles
    Service Ceiling: 8,400 miles

  • 3 Frigates

  • 2 Missile Boat

  • 5 Patrol Boats (Standard)

  • 2 Corvettes

  • 6 Patrol Boats (Cannon + Heli-Pad + Missiles)

  • 5 Tank Landing Ships

  • 1 Helicopter Carrier

Read dispatch


Greater taggart, Ladinacem Andia, could one of you please check what i have so far for small arms?

Great nation arstotzka

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes wrote:So, what exactly "sounds good to you"? I mentioned trade, a free trade agreement and a free movement agreement (so pretty much open borders) in my post.

Sure to everything

Alaska hawaii and the aleutes

Big rats

Trazsia wrote:"Holy cow the rats are gone crazy! Call the police instead!"

All rich folks in the neighborhood began to run away like crazy due to the rat revolution

A crazy man in a rat costume comes out of the hole and says, “This neighborhood is now property of the Rat Revolution! Muahahaha!”

Great nation arstotzka

Coretas wrote:Wait you neuter people?

Idk I only learned sex Ed at school (without a choice) and never studied it again

Trazsia

Emergency Alert Broadcast
Alert type: Infestation
Area: city of Trazsia
Threat level: Medium-low
beep
Recent reports reach to the conclusion that a massive horde of agressive rats are taking over Gendally-Marson district of the city located north-east, these rats appeared after the incident regarding the cheese wheel avalanche earlier today, lock down your home, windows and all possible entrances, do not leave your home, rats are your enemy, not your friend

The Republic of Coretas

Great nation arstotzka wrote:Idk I only learned sex Ed at school (without a choice) and never studied it again

Don’t neuter people, it’s just complete torture

Big rats

Trazsia wrote:Emergency Alert Broadcast
Alert type: Infestation
Area: city of Trazsia
Threat level: Medium-low
beep
Recent reports reach to the conclusion that a massive horde of agressive rats are taking over Gendally-Marson district of the city located north-east, these rats appeared after the incident regarding the cheese wheel avalanche earlier today, lock down your home, windows and all possible entrances, do not leave your home, rats are your enemy, not your friend

After that announcement, thousands of rats crawl out of rat holes inside of many homes, and many civilian homes are now overrun with rats.

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