Be a good way to insure your immortality, having a museum named after you.
Also a unique disease, that also guarantees a place in history. Look at Mr. Frank Cold, the first person to come down with the sniffles.

Museums can be bombed, and diseases can be eradicated. I suggest instead that you just have your head frozen. That way, your head is immortal, the upkeep is cheaper, and your body can go on about doing more important things since it doesn't have to come down with the sniffles.

Now, what to do with all those excess bodies we'll have lying around? I'm thinking a line of protein recycling vats out behind the museum. We can name one of the vats after you too, if you want?

Gettenfeld, Iescech, Morocco mole, and Lucius licinius gryllus

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

6 years 169 days ago

Janisport wrote:

'Cause that would be a lie, A.K.A a false statement

Is there such a thing as a "lie" or a "falsehood" anymore? I thought there were just things that were just "things that are less true than others." Ask any politician--the rebranding of politicians from "liars" to "perspectivists" is one of the great cultural failings of the last five years. I long for the good ol' days when politicians concerned themselves with the important issues of the day, like whether Britney Spears shaved her private parts.

Gettenfeld, Morocco mole, and Lucius licinius gryllus

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

6 years 169 days ago

Edited

Morocco mole wrote:

Vote Mole.

Coloran wrote:

Vote Me.

Brocklandia hereby votes for both. Did I miss any other candidates? If so, Brocklandia hereby votes for them too.

Nemonicus, Gettenfeld, and Morocco mole

Gettenfeld

6 years 169 days ago

Brocklandia wrote:

Now, what to do with all those excess bodies we'll have lying around? I'm thinking a line of protein recycling vats out behind the museum. We can name one of the vats after you too, if you want?

Soylent Brock... is people!!

Morocco mole

Gettenfeld

6 years 169 days ago

Brocklandia wrote:

Brocklandia hereby votes for both. Did I miss any other candidates? If so, Brocklandia hereby votes for them too.

I like it, vote early and vote often!

Morocco mole

6 years 169 days ago

Edited

The Emoticons of Smiley Bob of the region Hollow Point proposed constructing embassies.

I'm not familiar with these folk and they didn't send a letter of introduction.

Gettenfeld

Iescech

6 years 169 days ago

Edited

Gettenfeld wrote:

"Cersala, your Highness." Comrade Bernadette Audrey, the Foreign Secretary of the Taube Soviet, sat in the open spot left by the Vestiarch. She adjusted her spectacles and opened up her briefcase. "Now, we ought to get down to business. We both know why we're here. Vestiar- may I call you Veronique? Veronique, we are at a crossroads. A wind of change is sweeping over the world and, like a tree, we must either bend with it or break. We in Taube have elected to embrace the wind of change and, while we do not expect you to embrace the new ways as readily as we have, we implore you to understand our position, and to acquiesce to our mutual existence, survival, and cooperation." Bernadette, or Detta as she was known to her friends, produced a document from the briefcase and two comically large quills. "I request, with the advice, support, and consent of the People's Central Department of Taube, that you sign this ceasefire between our two nations on behalf of the Imperial Union of Iescech." Bernadette smiled warmly and extended a quill toward the Vestiarch, which caused her majesty to sneeze violently.

Back in Taube proper, the PCD has finally come to a decision. The future of Taube will be as an Apoist-Agoranist Democratic Confederation. Numerous local communes were to be formed, communes that would function highly autonomously. They are expected to furnish the national government with small amounts of tax, a militia, and a representative to the TUC, but little else. In turn, they are provided security, education, and essential government services. However, not everyone is on board with the new plan, as a cabal of Broti's officers are planning a dastardly move...

Veronique takes the quill and signs her elaborate signature. She remembers how her mother looked carefully over her shoulder when she was just a child practicing her penmanship. ”No, Veronique, the lines are too far apart, make them closer together. The ‘q’ can be a bit more elegant. The “n’ looks too straight.”
Of all of the things she could be thinking about right now, and she thinks of her penmanship...she turns to Comrade Audrey.

“Bernadette, I hope you will stay for dinner. It will be just us; there’s a restaurant just up the road from here. Hopefully we can talk more about more important issues there.”

Gettenfeld and Morocco mole

Iescech

6 years 169 days ago

The Album, has opened for viewing to the public !

The Agoran Album

by Iescech

Statement from the curator of the Album:

Welcome to the Album! We have created this space to integrate the real-world with the "Real" world, a place where Agorans showcase their accomplishments, their memories, their experiences with their neighbors. This album of pictures lets fellow Agorans grow closer to one another, bond in a different way, and appreciate one another. With funding from the Gryllus Foundation, we are able to improve the lives of every Agoran through artistic mediums. If you want to showcase YOUR memories, experiences, and accomplishments, telegram Iescech with a link to a photo, song, video, website, you name it. It doesn't have to necessarily be your own work, it just needs to mean something to you.