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New Makasta wrote:“Why would we do that to our newbie team mate?”

“I don’t know but everyone is against me!!!”

Lulamoon Land wrote:“I don’t know but everyone is against me!!!”

"Ehh it's a fun prank we play in you newbs. We need you actually well the sargbey needs you"

New Makasta wrote:"Ehh it's a fun prank we play in you newbs. We need you actually well the sargbey needs you"

“Oh, they need me? Why do they need me?”

Lulamoon Land wrote:“Oh, they need me? Why do they need me?”

"You make a great shield when he forgets his own"

New Makasta wrote:"You make a great shield when he forgets his own"

“Reeee I won’t be a shield! You people are pure evil!”

Lulamoon Land wrote:“Reeee I won’t be a shield! You people are pure evil!”

"Only from a certain point of view"

New Makasta wrote:"Only from a certain point of view"

“Oh; and what’s your point of view you maniacs?”

Eskimo wrote:Holds head
Uhhh, well it looks like I’m stuck here. Is there anything to do?

A doubledecker bus pulls up, the words “Economy Tours” is sprayed on the side in script letters

How about a tour of the local monuments and more interesting sites — why we’ll even drive past Empire of Dogetopia mansion, serve up some famous lamingtons and Pingu juice, and top it off with a visit to the grand statue of Mr. Peckles!

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:“Oh, I see. The Empress is really bored today so she might help you if you ask her.”

Empress — can you change a flat tire? Or fix a radio? This one appears shot 😬

Lulamoon Land wrote:Coraline II huffs irritably and gets in the car they summoned for her.

The motorcade snakes its way through the streets and boulevards of Wishangton until it arrives at the Capitol building. There, NIB Agents take Coraline to a balcony overlooking the House of Representatives...

Lulamoon Land wrote:The Lulamoonian soldiers have spent a massive amount of money on the event, doing everything from fundraising to paying out of pocket and using charity money as well. The event is being hosted at a huge hotel on a Pingu colony because Lunarian and Dogetopian hotels were too small. When the vets arrive, they see that there are advanced robots serving food specifically crafted to suit their interests and Lunarian banners put up everywhere.

The veterans are surprised that the Lulamoonians put in this much effort into the party...

Lulamoon Land wrote:“Oh; and what’s your point of view you maniacs?”

“You got coughs breaking the law here’s your punishment “

Lulamoon Land and Pingu armada

New Makasta wrote:“You got coughs breaking the law here’s your punishment “

The smuggler reeeees

The Lunar United States wrote:The veterans are surprised that the Lulamoonians put in this much effort into the party...

The Lulamoonians offer the veterans flag capes at the gate of the party.

The Lunar United States wrote:The motorcade snakes its way through the streets and boulevards of Wishangton until it arrives at the Capitol building. There, NIB Agents take Coraline to a balcony overlooking the House of Representatives...

Empress Coraline II leans over the balcony, watching with excitement at the proceedings below.

Lulamoon Land wrote:The smuggler reeeeesThe Lulamoonians offer the veterans flag capes at the gate of the party.Empress Coraline II leans over the balcony, watching with excitement at the proceedings below.

"youi shouldnt have doen teh crime then

New Makasta wrote:"youi shouldnt have doen teh crime then

“It was profitable! All hail money!”

Lulamoon Land wrote:“It was profitable! All hail money!”

"well sad it was all confensapcted"

New Makasta wrote:"well sad it was all confensapcted"

“No! How could you confiscate my money you commie devils?”

Lulamoon Land wrote:“No! How could you confiscate my money you commie devils?”

"Because you got caught?"

New Makasta wrote:"Because you got caught?"

“No I didn’t, I was framed!”

Lulamoon Land wrote:The Lulamoonians offer the veterans flag capes at the gate of the party.

Soon, everyone's wearing one...

Lulamoon Land wrote:Empress Coraline II leans over the balcony, watching with excitement at the proceedings below.

She is getting a first-hand look inside Lunarian democracy. Inside the ornately-decorated assembly hall, representatives are seated on desks that curve in a semi-circle, with the Speaker's podium at the front. A large Lunarian flag is suspended behind the Speaker's podium. The members are all chatting to one another and discussing issues of the day, before the Speaker bangs her gavel.

"Order! The President of the Republic will now make an address to the House. Now, will you all please stand for the President of the Lunar United States..."

All the members fall silent and stand as the President enters the room. The President takes his place at a podium in front of the Speaker, and the members sit down

Lulamoon Land and Pingu armada

Lulamoon Land wrote:“No I didn’t, I was framed!”

“I highly doubt that “

The co walks back in gets on the table

“Alright men lets get to the aromrry”

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:“Empress Coraline II is a mind reader and very adept at financial and military strategy. Quite possibly the second best ruler we’ve had in some time, actually.”

The Shaman’s ego warms a bit because he knows they must be counting him as the best ruler — or it could be the Coral of Glory warming in his breast pocket — or it was the tacos from supper 🌮

Chesistian dogetopia

Hello Steampunk britain and ireland, how are you?

Zia Thunderbirds wrote:The Shaman’s ego warms a bit because he knows they must be counting him as the best ruler — or it could be the Coral of Glory warming in his breast pocket — or it was the tacos from supper 🌮

The poofy bats squeak and offer pamphlets on the benefits of hugs.

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