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The Spiritus government is thrilled to announce that tickets are now on sale for Platypyre 2019! All proceeds will be donated to the Quiescent Platypus Memorial Fund, and individual donations are also welcome. All of the great ideas are appreciated, but I'm sure there are more to be found! Let's keep working to make this the greatest pagan burning of a sitting Chief Executive that Spiritus has ever seen!

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Now that's the spirit!

M.

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Parrona wrote:Plasma weapon tests are the least of my worries, honestly. Say, how resilient is your nation in the face of crisis?

It's a trap! Don't answer him, Regallian, he seeks your weaknesses!
The Evil Eye will amass his Armada above your Nation and siege you into oblivion.
After he's introduced some Scourge weapon of course, like a biological super-plague!

That boy needs therapy!

M.

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Regallian wrote:I accidentally banned aircraft, replacing them with bird-led wagons...

Unorthodox means of warfare, noice, but I honestly prefer the use of pegasus-drawn air chariots.

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The Quiescent Platypus wrote:The Spiritus government is thrilled to announce that tickets are now on sale for Platypyre 2019! All proceeds will be donated to the Quiescent Platypus Memorial Fund, and individual donations are also welcome. All of the great ideas are appreciated, but I'm sure there are more to be found! Let's keep working to make this the greatest pagan burning of a sitting Chief Executive that Spiritus has ever seen!

Why do I have the feeling it'll be like the Fyre festival?

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New poll!

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Interesting poll. I was watching a podcast the other day and they were talking about the American Short-Faced Bear, fearsome predator, now extinct.
I just know from my personal back-in-the-day training rotations, being in their environment, it's very much their environment, and they own it!
Bears are true apex predators. Glorious. ❤️️

M.

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Celebrity Death Match for the Platypyre 2019! Yes! 😁
Anybody in Spiritus, anybody at all, versus a full-grown Polar Bear!
No? No takers? 😱
The Polar Bear is the the ultimate apex predator, game over, conversation over...and 🔥BURN🔥 Platypus 🔥🔥🔥BURN!🔥🔥🔥
Huzzah!

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World assembly of the studly spud

Haremm wrote:Unorthodox means of warfare, noice, but I honestly prefer the use of pegasus-drawn air chariots.

Not very stealthy, or aerodynamic. Hmm, what do they use for "chaff" against missile threats? 🤔

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Haremm wrote:Unorthodox means of warfare, noice, but I honestly prefer the use of pegasus-drawn air chariots.

World assembly of the studly spud wrote:Not very stealthy, or aerodynamic. Hmm, what do they use for "chaff" against missile threats? 🤔

I recommend contacting Versatran Industries, "It's time to fly!" for a full suite of air-to-air, air-to-ground, and point-defense aerospace systems.
I mean, do you really want stealth when you have a flying horse? A flying horse! 😲
MxR

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Cardboard lootbox

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

What kind of bear is best?

    🔘 Ridiculous Question!

Everyone knows a Brown Bear wearing a pork-pie hat and a tie who tells jokes is the best bear!

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Muppet puppet manager

Fozzzie Bear is a real close friend of The Electric Mayhem Band, and leaving him off your list, soul sister, that's a bummer. 😞
It's time folks stopped throwing shade on us Muppets, man. Yeah. ✌️

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Why Alekseandrea succubot lady hate on Muppets?
Maybe she sits with dem two old guys in balcony, Waldorf and Statler, an hates on Fozzie Bear too!
Methinks she need love of good cookie. 🤔

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Matrixulated reloaded wrote:I recommend contacting Versatran Industries, "It's time to fly!" for a full suite of air-to-air, air-to-ground, and point-defense aerospace systems.
I mean, do you really want stealth when you have a flying horse? A flying horse! 😲
MxR

Regallian and Haremm come on down! We've got what YOU need!

Here at Versatran Industries, it's time to fly!

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Parrona

Regallian wrote:Our total war preparedness rearing is 6,520.21, so we'd be safe in a war scenario. Oil spills don't happen as we are reliant on alternative energy, and I accidentally banned aircraft, replacing them with bird-led wagons...

Damn it, I was hoping I could go with deep-frying, but I guess I have to just settle with simmering.

Now, shall we start preparing the meal? I have a Platypyre to attend, and I don’t want to attend without first having sacked and razed a planet preparing a good meal.

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World assembly of the studly spud wrote:Not very stealthy, or aerodynamic. Hmm, what do they use for "chaff" against missile threats? 🤔

Silly, of course that's outdated, we now resort to self-defense artillery systems and force fields/shield generators.

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World assembly of the studly spud

That evokes a Steampunk kind of interplay between horse and cart, powered flight, energy fields and advanced electro-magnetics. Noice, as you put it,

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Parrona wrote:Damn it, I was hoping I could go with deep-frying, but I guess I have to just settle with simmering.

Now, shall we start preparing the meal? I have a Platypyre to attend, and I don’t want to attend without first having sacked and razed a planet preparing a good meal.

Sure. As you are a new nation to me, though, keep it tasteful while we meet. My security team is... touchy.

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World assembly of the studly spud wrote:That evokes a Steampunk kind of interplay between horse and cart, powered flight, energy fields and advanced electro-magnetics. Noice, as you put it,

yes, in other words my world-building is basically crap

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Haremm

Battle of Winterfell is basically the entirety of episode 3. For once the people I expected to die did not died (except for a few: 1-2 I guess) and the people I did not expect to die died. And also for a moment I thought DC Films directed the episode XD. Also MVP for Melisandre for bringing light to the darkness (literally).

What is dead may never die I guess, idk.

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Yay Platypyre 2019! Should be amazing

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The Salaxalans wrote:Yay Platypyre 2019! Should be amazing

Salaxalans’ contribution thus can be described as larger than that of every other contributor combined?

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The spirit of louisistan

Platypyre 2019? We're having a beer tent and a marching band, I hope?

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Regallian wrote:Sure. As you are a new nation to me, though, keep it tasteful while we meet. My security team is... touchy.

It’s okay, the methods we use may be a little shocking at first, but you will get used to it I’m sure.

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Please be kind and rewind wrote:I'm still waiting for you to hand over your abominable collection of cards, Matrixulatte. Tell your minion Mxspresso I have TWO Legendary cards now muahahahhh!
I want that deck! 😤

It is done.
MxR

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