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Guten Tag! I haf kommen to replace sie das duck wis sie far zuperior goosen! Dankeschön for your understandink and your velcome.

Panther wrote:

I'm instituting a Pun Jar for the region. For every pun made, one is required to put a nickel in the Pun Jar. The punnery has gotten out of control around here...

Well, I wasn't banking on that happening. But I note the new policy. I'll check back every quarter of an hour to make sure there hasn't been any further change. 😜 💰

Panther wrote:

We're going to need to send some inspectors over to that fulfillment center.

Oh, you mean the fulfillment centre? Our staff is well looked after. With ample rest breaks, pay and suitable conditions. We only violently assault those who don't regularly produce high value cards. Given the farm in question is *cough*offshore*cough* then you have no locus to inspect our facilities. However, thank you for your interest in Densaner Card Services Inc.

Densaner wrote:

Hallo! Willkommen im Südpazifik. Vorsicht vor dem Panther, beißt er!

Das Panzer ist beißer? Wis zee toofen und zee fangen? Vat kinder region is zis vere zee das vild animal runnen free?

Südpazifik ist beste pazifik! 🍻

Densaner wrote:

Oh, you mean the fulfillment centre?

Ohh, it's a centre? Well, that changes everything. We've only jurisdiction over centers. It gets rather confusing, if I'm being honest. We might be sent over to a theater, expecting to audit their safety measures, only to arrive and discover that it's actually a theatre. Quite embarrassing, really...

Densaner wrote:

Well, I wasn't banking on that happening. But I note the new policy. I'll check back every quarter of an hour to make sure there hasn't been any further change. 😜 💰

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

What is the porpoise in doing that?

Well, I can see that my "Pun Jar" policy was implemented not a moment too soon. Let's see, that makes...six shiny new nickels in the jar.

Shameful, really -- two properly educated and cultured folks, such as yourselves, walking about town speaking in puns like there aren't children in earshot...shameful.

Panther wrote:

Ohh, it's a centre?

Yea, lern ow too spel my colonoial breffrin.

Panther wrote:

Shameful, really -- two properly educated and cultured folks, such as yourselves, walking about town speaking in puns like there aren't children in earshot...shameful.

Who said I was properly educated? I had a whale of a time at school! Too bad our comments didn’t garner your seal of approval.

🥁

Goose step wrote:

Südpazifik ist beste pazifik! 🍻

Prost! 🍻

Goose step wrote:

Südpazifik ist beste pazifik! 🍻

Ja!

Ich spreche kein Deutsch, aber dank der Möglichkeiten von Google Translate kann ich antworten.

Iggly iggle wrote:

🤣🤣 I like that one. It shows that 'franc'ly, our region has quite a big 'cents' of humour. 😂😂 (I try, I promise)

Pun-ishment: 10 cents

*shakes head in disapproval*

Double Nickels on the Dime, baby...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxjEi4tgvU0

Densaner wrote:

I yen to hear more of your puns. Mark my words, this region could do with a bit more lev-ity. 💰

Pun-ishment: 15 cents

I'm going to have to take the Pun Jar from the WFE and move it into a dispatch in order to make changes more easily...

Iggly iggle wrote:

Well, with the new Pun Jar in place, I don't really want to peso that might not be the best idea. 😂

I heard that. One more nickel ...💸

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

His seal was too busy eating fish. :P

And lost its sole in the process. :D

Goose step wrote:

Vat ist zis gibberisch zat you sprechen? I kan hardly wrappen mein kopf arount zee vords kommen out of your mous. Zis poor goosen kan only be sprechen wis a kartoonisch Deutschen achsent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk 🇩🇪 🤦🏻‍♂️

Panther wrote:

I heard that. One more nickel ...💸

Damn it, I really thought I could get away with that won...

Well played, I dinar't see that coming... 😈😈😈

_{let's see, that's four, five, six...carry the one...plus those from that sentence...and mustn't forgot that one...}

*struggles to retrieve the jar from the top shelf over the fridge*

Right, I tally the sum of the Pun Jar to now be at 85 cents. This has brought shame down upon us all. You discredit the houses of your fathers. I treasure this region, and the damage being done to it by these puns is incalculable...I know not how we will reimburse its reputation.

Densaner wrote:

Get Real. Count yourself lucky that we don’t take a baht to your precious jar.

*calms oneself and has a quick dram*

_{Three in one, looks like I've got some competition...}

Panther wrote:

_{let's see, that's four, five, six...carry the one...plus those from that sentence...and mustn't forgot that one...}

*struggles to retrieve the jar from the top shelf over the fridge*

Right, I tally the sum of the Pun Jar to now be at 85 cents. This has brought shame down upon us all. You discredit the houses of your fathers. I treasure this region, and the damage being done to it by these puns is incalculable...I know not how we will reimburse its reputation.

Sorry, dinheiro you, Panther, I was just baking a genovoise sponge. Oh, you want us to stop with the puns. Don't be syli, you know you like them. You just need to lighten up a bit-coin!
That's four Densaner, try and beat that!