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Friends of Dorothy wrote:The more exciting explanations are be bound to be true. Beach Love, everyone’s favourite soap on Tommy TV is always in need of almost-believable storylines. But that’s the answer, everyone is either an actor and is at a beach with the camera crew, or they are at home watching Beach Love on telly and don’t want to be disturbed.

Poor Community Organisers...they´re neither at a beach acting or shooting Beach Love episodes nor at home watching them. It must be their mission in life, to have a pointless job.

But if, as you say,
"everyone is either an actor and is at a beach with the camera crew, or they are at home watching Beach Love on telly and don’t want to be disturbed."
...where does that leave them exactly ? Are they out there in the field realising there´s no community for them to build altogether, or are they Beach Love staff or viewers, and therefore not Community Organisers to begin with ?

Reminds me of the Barber Paradox.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox

 » The barber is the "one who shaves all those, and those only, who do not shave themselves". The question is, does the barber shave himself?

Answering this question results in a contradiction. The barber cannot shave himself as he only shaves those who do not shave themselves. Thus, if he shaves himself he ceases to be the barber. Conversely, if the barber does not shave himself, then he fits into the group of people who would be shaved by the barber, and thus, as the barber, he must shave himself.

In its original form, this paradox has no solution, as no such barber can exist. The question is a loaded question that assumes the existence of the barber, which is false. There are other non-paradoxical variations, but those are different. »

Good grief. « If the tree falls in the wood and no-one hears it … »

Friends of Dorothy wrote:

Good grief. « If the tree falls in the wood and no-one hears it … »

Yeah...
Sorry for being in such a wacky, hair-splitting mood today, dahling, but lots of animals will certainly hear it. And many a bird will be homeless. Not to mention what Mrs. Squirrel is gonna say to Mr. Squirrel.

"Perfect, Steve. Just perfect. You just had choose the worst tree in the forest, and why ? To be close to your mum. Grow up, will you ?"

Dancing Dragons wrote:That could raise some questions...
Perhaps people pretend they´re out ? WHO ARE THEY ???

Maybe they are crazy cat ladies or people who´ve got something to hide.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ???

Maybe one or two are building some strange contraption at the behest of some Evil Galactic Empire...some may be mysterious recluses...aristocrats in exile, after a revolutionary military coup in their home country left them with nothing...
Misanthropes ??? People with schizoid personality disorder ?

Or - heaven forbid - perhaps something went horribly wrong with the water supply and people are all dead inside their homes ???

they are simply enjoying nudity outdoors all the time.

TranSexy wrote:I think it's c), Nelvana iii only because I've often look like I've been raised out of a pool of briny solution, only to realize it's Ramone, my hairdresser, trying to slap me awake after consuming too many edibles, waiting for the perm solution to curl my ever-so-hard-to-style mop of hair.

Whilst trying to rinse the solution out of my now burned hair, Ramone tries to kick away a copy of my Attitude and DNA magazines, so he may read them himself later. I haven't read them yet, especially the article about Mark Phelps announcing his engagement to NBA Star, Blake Griffin, who, inicidentally, was seceretly dating Stephen Curry, don'tcha know!

I hope those edibles were sourced from Nelvana III. If not, we'd be happy to send over a convoy and set up a trade agreement.

Nelvana iii wrote:I hope those edibles were sourced from Nelvana III. If not, we'd be happy to send over a convoy and set up a trade agreement.

Antoine is setting out the silver as we speak, and we may discuss a trade agreement that is both mutually beneficial to both our nations. Do you like your grapes peeled, or diced?

Oh and...
🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE!🏳️‍🌈

Nelvana iii

Youth Rebelliousness: First: Yannia too 0.02% (41st in world). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.03% (58th in world). Third: The Nude Beach top 0.07% …Middle: TranSexy top 7% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

In Nelvana iii, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

In Quesan, baby monitors have been banned.

In Friends of Dorothy, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

Dancing Dragons, Nelvana iii, and Wadelhelpia

Depp v Heard

… Mr Depp’s victory brings further worrying implications. The jury decided that his ex-wife defamed him in a 2018 article for the Washington Post, in which she called herself a “public figure representing domestic abuse”, even though his name was not mentioned. There is a risk that, in future, other women who wish to speak or write about domestic abuse may be deterred by the fear of being sued by former partners. …

From an editorial in the Guardian, 3 June 2022

Nelvana iii and Wadelhelpia

Friends of Dorothy wrote:New Poll • Do you agree with the result of the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard case?

Well I sympathize with him because he looks innocent and I sympathize with her because she has to pay money more than she own (plus she is sexy :P) so I can't decide, that's why I choose I don't know.

Nudesia wrote:Well I sympathize with him because he looks innocent and I sympathize with her because she has to pay money more than she own (plus she is sexy :P) so I can't decide, that's why I choose I don't know.

It’s sad that this has ended up in the courts. Johnny Depp lost his earlier case in the U.K., but has been compensated by this big win in the US.

Relationships are overrated. Love is overrrated. Not worth the trouble. It´s much better to live on your own.
Later this year I´ll be marrying myself. And what a great honeymoon we´ll have, just the three of us. Me, myself and I. To France. Haven´t made up my mind where to yet...they say Strasbourg is lovely at Christmas. Maybe the Pyrenees. Or Disneyland Paris.

There´s something magical about France that I´ve learn from watching TV : you can see the Eiffel Tower from wherever you are*. The TV show may be even set in, say, Lyon (or worse, in Nouméa or Saint-Pierre et Miquelon), but you always see the Eiffel Tower. The rationale being "the viewer wouldn´t understand the story is about France any other way".
Something else I like about France is the they spell the name of the Russian President : Poutine. They write it the way it sounds. Otherwise they´d read "Putin" like...hmmm...a synonym for "woman of ill repute"...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy
(aka Self-marriage)

*They say that author Guy de Maupassant had lunch every day at the restaurant located underneath the Tower - the only place in Paris where he didn´t have to see it.

Friends of Dorothy, Nelvana iii, and Wadelhelpia

No one said it was Friday. Well it’s not any more.

It's still Friday here.

TranSexy wrote:It's still Friday here.

Thank the Lord for distant time zones. Friday is saved for fireworks and wild dancing !!!

Political Freedom: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.4%. Second: San Francesco Bay top 9%. Third: Gay Parrot top 9% … Middle: Discoveria II top 29% … Last: Big epic nation bottom 1%

In Valenceria, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.

In Grave raven, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-triple wolf turn charge on their phone bill.

In Iantopiia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

Heard-Depp trial (yes, more)

“I’m hoping that people recognise this as distinct from a lot of the #MeToo situations that we’ve seen, for example, like the Harvey Weinsteins of the world,” said Mitra Ahouraian, a media attorney based in Beverly Hills. “This is not that.

“This is two people who were in a toxic relationship that were awful to one another and a jury decided that one of them was manipulating the situation,” Ahouraian said, making clear that she wasn’t taking sides, but rather, describing the jury’s decision.

“I don’t see this on a referendum on #MeToo long term,” said Winter Wheeler, an arbitrator and mediator who previously was a litigator. “I think a lot of people considering it to be that perhaps are not as aware of some of the evidence that came out.”

excerpts from a story in the Guardian, 4 June 2022

Cheerfulness: First: Yannia top 0.03% (58th in world). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.2%. Third: Icarianna top 0.2% … Middle: Eflandia bottom 13% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

In Pabloh, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.

In Wailing Grannies, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

In Twink Ahoy, defence lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.

2 days 7 hours ago: The Nudist States of Yannia unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
2 days 11 hours ago: The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.

Slip of the finger, I guess. Just noticed this. I should not be trusted with power.

Poll result: “Do you agree with the result of the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard case?”

Don’t know - don’t care = 13 votes

Yes = 11 votes

No = 4 votes

Timber Woodchipping: First: The Choir Boy top 0.07%. Second: Grave raven top 0.3%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 3% … Middle: Priminia bottom 17% … Last: The Nude Beach bottom 0%

In Pride-Month-, planespotters are emigrating in droves.

In Pencil Sharpeners, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.

In Iantopiia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

I heard Ms. Amber Heard can´t pay.
Perhaps Mr. Depp could do the gentlemanly thing and be magnanimous.

Congrats for being numero uno in ND for Timber Woodchipping, The Choir Boy.
Is it true what they say ? That it´s lonely at the top ?

Blast ! Psychotic Dictatorship again.

Dancing Dragons wrote:Blast ! Psychotic Dictatorship again.

Sweetie, the hundreds of thousands of convicts working as slaves in Lady Laura’s countless privately-owned prisons lead to an impression, however unfair, of Texan madness. xx

Dancing Dragons wrote:I heard Ms. Amber Heard can´t pay.
Perhaps Mr. Depp could do the gentlemanly thing and be magnanimous.

Congrats for being numero uno in ND for Timber Woodchipping, The Choir Boy.
Is it true what they say ? That it´s lonely at the top ?

I think it's lonely BEING a top.

TranSexy wrote:I think it's lonely BEING a top.

I am an innocent in these matters and hate the idea of loneliness. Why is a top lonely and a bottom not?

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