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Lulamoon Land wrote:

Rainbow drops his tail and hides under the bed.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it!”Eris nods wisely.

“So am I.”

Freya conjures a few human slaves and has them form a throne.

"Those pesky humans are quite bothersome."

Lulamoon Land wrote:

“Papa, Yuri was telling me about his time as an orphan...”Eris sneers.

“They make useful target practice.”

Trotsky picks up both of them and begins to comfort them...

Comradeistan wrote:

Trotsky picks up both of them and begins to comfort them...

Rainbow snuggles against his suit.

“Papa I love reading but I can barely even read picture books...”

Pingu armada wrote:

"I would be fine with them if they weren't so vile and grotesque."

Eris holds a claw over her mouth.

“I’d be fine with them if they didn’t interrupt me when I captured their planets.”

Pingu armada wrote:

Freya nods.

"I occasionally visit their societies and their desires are also filthy and vile..."

Eris begins throwing humans at Freya out of boredom.

Comradeistan wrote:

"We'll help you with that, Rainbow."

Rainbow sniffles.

“Ok papa...can you read me a picture book? It’s getting late...”

Lulamoon Land wrote:

Rainbow sniffles.

“Ok papa...can you read me a picture book? It’s getting late...”

"Sure, but then you and your brother need to get some sleep, ok?"

Lulamoon Land wrote:

A space cruiser drifts into Hummantrian territory, carrying rare and exotic (but illegal) animals. Eris floats over and turns Freya into cheese.

“You look much better as cheese. How dan I help you?”

A corvette comes to inspect its cargo

Lulamoon Land wrote:

Rainbow nods cheerfully.

“Ok papa! I like the one with swans burning!”Eris turns Freya into a human and teleports Freya into a human slum...

"Er... how about one about Marx?"

Lulamoon Land wrote:

The poached attempts to bribe the corvette...“That sounds boring papa...”Because Freya is a human, they overwhelm her and throw her in jail. Eris shows up a week later and looks at Freya, amused.

“So, how was it?”

The captain being a horbble corput and he takes the money and demands some of the animals

New Makasta wrote:

The captain being a horbble corput and he takes the money and demands some of the animals

The poacher gives him 8 Order monkeys that clean up messes.

Pingu armada wrote:

Freya scowls and finishes making a human baby necklace.

"How pathetic."

Eris cackles insanely and collapses onto the floor.

“I wish you could see your face right now! It’s hilarious!”

Lulamoon Land wrote:

The poacher gives him 8 Order monkeys that clean up messes.Eris cackles insanely and collapses onto the floor.

“I wish you could see your face right now! It’s hilarious!”

Freya throws a bucket of human faeces on Eris.

"I suppose I shall change back soon."

Lulamoon Land wrote:

The poacher nods.

“Very well. It’ll cost another hundred, right?”Eris changes Freya back and smirks.

“I wonder if you have a better prank.”

Freya sighs as she summons her beasts to slaughter every human on this planet.

"I will soon."