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by Happy crappers 2. . 19 reads.

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It has been a little longer than 2 weeks since the "visitation" of the mysterious time traveler, ^Insert Name Here^. But thanks to the power of not being able to hold it in any longer, The Crappiest let out a ferocious sound that could be heard all across Krillin, and broke free (I'm sure you get the point here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)). He then realized that all the Happy Crappers are all, one by one, unfreezing in a "crappy" fashion. Once everyone was unfrozen, The Crappiest was surprised to find out that he missed Christmas and New Years. The Crappiest has decided that he is going to give up on Increasing his drug use, and will be from now on trying to increase his religiousness and his craPizza industry( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). He also realized that his craPizza Industry was already the highest in Krillin, right above Youtubers tycoon. He will have to make sure that Happy crappers 2 stays at the top for as long as his nation exists.

Side Note: Sorry for my *Crappy humor. :D

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