N-Day14 went way better than any of us probably expected. Especially with trying out a new strategy (that ultimately didn’t work as effectively but still). We placed 12th, a huge step up from 22nd.
There are a lot of things to say about the events that took place, and I won’t be able to cover them all. This is just an overview of our performance and some of my favorite moments during the event.
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Naturally, some of us have some pretty short attention spans, and so launching nukes was something we did on the side. These activities and shenanigans took the form of a Discord whiteboard that I will NOT be showing for obvious reasons. You know who you are.
Other than that, we played some Scribble.io with some equally controversial imagery depicted. Once again, you know who you are.
Other things that happened included Tutels and a previous nation playing Bee Swarm Simulator, Shuckletopia tried beating a Hard Demon (and got pretty far), Toad Sinatra made MULTIPLE appearances, and just general silliness.
A random person from RAILGUN joined the Discord. If you are reading this: Hello random person from RAILGUN!
The C O R R U P T Union was targeted early, and was apart of a bigger faction. However, our combined forces broke through and annihilated them. This didn’t come without consequences though, as the rest of their faction thought we were still at war for a while.
Bhavani was apart of Anime Nations Against Liberals, and so they were seemingly untouchable. That was until they lost their entire shield bank, allowing for an easy wipe while their defenses were temporarily down. While they were alive, they had attempted to shoot us multiple times, but our shields were just too strong and they ended up getting 0 strikes on anyone through the entire event.
Mackjuglunde decided to stop cowering after the first 18 hours of the event and join us (the smart decision unlike some others) and so that’s a win in my book.
Yaps dictatorship had a similar fall to Bhavani, and was wiped out by Northern Slatavia while ANAL’s shields were down.
A Score to Settle Tactics for next time
FRAME was a little mad we knocked them out of the top 10, and so we took major hits from them. Well it’s pretty clear we’re nuking them next time of we get the chance.
Things like this are hard to stop on our own, especially since we were pushing for points just before. We need actual alliances, not just Non-aggression pacts. Meaning we need to stop making enemies and make friends instead.
Thanks! Celebration
Thanks everyone for participating! I know a lot of you worked really hard, and stayed up pretty late. Your time contributed to N-Day is greatly appreciated! A 12th place placement is INSANELY good and there isn’t a huge chance we top that next time. For a group of idiots, half-idiots, not-idiots, and actually intelligent human beings, I’d say we did pretty damn well.
A rock fell on someone’s head, and now rumors about the sky “falling” are spreading region wide panic, with people doing anything they can to get the resources they need for the impending Apacolypse they think is coming.
The shop has been restocked, but with demand prices have increased. A new section of the shop has been added.
Items - An Explanation
These are fun little objects that you can collect within the region, and are only available at certain times for completing certain tasks. The rarity of an item determines is value, but market value is determined by the demand for said item. Items will also have special effects during certain times. Some can be used in war, others whenever. I hope to create a better explanation and also wiki pages on these items (which is in the works!).
N-Day
12 days away! I am already planning for this, so I hope we can be more prepared than ever! The Southern Lands have agreed to team up with us again, so I’m pretty confident we can improve our score!
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Fish in the sea are being exposed to so much pollution and waste that they have mutated and are now attacking people as well as cargo vessels.
Election Day: Results
A new party joined the election this week, the Chaotic Neutral party. This ended up being the closest election ever, with a 3 way tie between all the parties.
This tie lead to a 3 way coin toss, resulting in the New Outskirts Defense Coalition winning the presidency!
These are fun little objects that you can collect within the region, and are only available at certain times for completing certain tasks. The rarity of an item determines is value, but market value is determined by the demand for said item. Items will also have special effects during certain times. Some can be used in war, others whenever. I hope to create a better explanation and also wiki pages on these items (which is in the works!).
Unrelated News
Orbit, a mega-collab extreme demon in Geometry Dash hosted by the famous creator Mindcap, was finally verified by Zoink and rated by Robtop! This level is really cool, and even if you don’t play the game you should watch a recording of the level. The visuals are generally so cool. It was predicted to be around #4 in overall difficulty, but Demonlist hasn’t added it yet so we are still unsure.
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A gate with the words “abandon all hope to ye who enter here” has appeared in the mountainous regions of Alstratzkon.
Election Day: Results
Yesterday was our first election with the new political a party system. The two parties that ran were the New Outskirts Defense Party [NODP] and the Outskirts Resistance Party [POWER]. The results were astounding: Alstratzkon won the presidency! This is the first time in 71 Years that they’ve had been elected president. Welcome back to the office!
What Does It All Mean?
Well, the New Outskirts Defense Party although somewhat tyrannical during presidency and not widely liked among the populace, does get things done. They have solved the regional issue twice, while Quetornia’s original group known as T.O.R.O.S had failed to. However, the Outskirts Resistance Party, more specifically their candidate Alstratzkon, are unknown. The people are looking to them for answers. (Perhaps a speech?)
A Talk With Factoristan
Reporters at the Shuckletopia News Network recently had an interview with The Foreman, leader of the former Outskirts nation Factoristan. During the interview, we asked if they would return to The Outskirts soon, and to our surprise, he answered yes. We are looking forward to this day in the future!
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A gate with the words “abandon all hope to ye who enter here” has appeared in the mountainous regions of Alstratzkon.
Election Day: Results
Controversially, Tutels was elected president even after their reign of terror last week. How could we let this happen yet again?
Saphman was elected Minister of Foreign Affairs for this week! Which honestly doesn't serve much purpose anymore, but at least you have comms perms.
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After a bold statement from Karmanica, many nations are now declaring war on them. This could be a quick one.
Election Day: Results
Tutels was elected President! FreakBobLand was elected Minister of Foreign Affairs!
Regional Issue
A nuclear reactor between the borders of Slatavia nation and Northern Slatavia has blown up and is causing water in a large radius to be contaminated.
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Quetornia was elected President! FreakBobLand was elected Minister of Foreign Affairs!
With the new update, you will have important jobs now. Don’t mess up, ‘kay?
Regional Issues
Reminder that Regional Issues come out on Tuesdays after the election results (so today). If you don’t solve them, then you will all be punished with a Disaster, and after that, the Apacolypse.
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During the simulation, they challenged the Presidency and the Government despite incurring a huge amount of Tax. Props to you for standing up for your rights.
~ Regional Budget ~ - A collective of Dubloons that the government can spend. - Acquired through taxes or donations - At the end of the week, the government can choose what to do with the leftover dubloons. They could keep all of them for themselves, save them for the next president, or give them back to the people. It’s up to them.
~ Taxes ~ - Fee a nation must pay to the government when a specific circumstance is met. (Could be daily, when purchasing a stock, transferring dubloons, etc.) - Added with Presidential Documents, and can be taken away by regular legislation in addition to presidential documents.
~ Presidential Acts ~ - Legislation written by the president and government officials (if not written by the president, approved by them) - The only type of document that is allowed to contain additional taxes to impose on the people. - It is not voted on by the populace, only government officials. (Obviously, it must be approved by Shuckletopia)
~ Revolution ~ - If the president is defeated in a war against the people (aka Revolution succeeds), they must give the people what they demand. (Demands must be approved by shuckletopia - This is not a right that can be taken away by legislation or other documents.
~ Regional Issues, Disasters, and the Apacolypse ~ - Once a week, an issue will be given to the presidential office. Their goal is to solve this issue using the regional budget. Solving the issue well will prevent a Disaster. - Disasters are essentially punishments for the entire population of the region. Can be somewhat easily reversed with help from the government. - The Apacolypse happens after the region acquires 3 Disasters. It is a much more severe punishment than a Disaster. You really don’t want this to happen. Trust me. - After the Apacolypse concludes, the strikes are reset and we return to normal. Until it happens again.
Updates:
~ Dubloon Scoreboard ~ Run off Google Sheets now to make it easier to edit and track.
These changes will be pushed out today in hopes of being ready for use on Monday. If you think there is anything that needs changed or rules that will need to be added then please contact Shuckletopia.
Bingobongos Wins Presidency To the dismay of many nations, Bingobongos is the new president of The Outskirts. They then proceeded to step down from presidency to give Tutels the title of President.
For whatever reason, people think I rigged the election which is untrue. Because I accidentally left Tutels on the ballot, people voted for him and any votes for him I gave to Bingobongos. However, Tutels voted for Bingobongos and so if you voted for Tutels, you supported his decision. Therefore, you supported voting for Bingobongos.
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Nation of the Week Karmanica
They agreed that The Koop is better. They are better because of that. Good opinion.
Election Results Tutels won the presidency! (Again)
Bassi Banned (For a while)
Because of Bassi’s recent actions, we wont be letting them back in for a month at least. Do not post anything in the RMB for them.
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Cloudflare’s network went down and NationStates along with it, so it wasn’t available for a few hours today. This issue might yet still persist so don’t be alarmed if it happens again today.
History Test
Go to Outskirts History Test to take a test on how well you know our region’s history! Top prize of 20 Dubloons!
Election Results Tutels won the presidency! FreakBobLand was re-elected Minister of Foreign Affairs!
Card Rarity Calculator
Northern Slatavia will be taking over the dispatch that contains the estimated card rarities of all of our nations. They will be managing this going into the future.
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Yesterday, war broke out among our nations and attacks were launched. Tutels saw a large amount of destruction and violence int their nation, and so Tuvo sent his people to the trenches of the ocean to stay safe.
T.O.R.O.S. nations saw great victories in the early hours of the day, but nearing the end their attacks started to falter and many things went wrong. But this war is not over yet. Anything could happen to anyone. And so, we must continue. Until a peace treaty is signed, this war will be apart of our lives.
We have a lot of legislation being voted on this week. A lot of this will affect you in ways you maybe or may not like. One of which is Regulation of Space Colonization #0040 being voted on Thursday. This will outlaw nations from claiming celestial masses not apart of our solar system if it is passed.
Game Law will see an update today after Shuckletopia recieved a suggestion from Saphman, saying that if you have less then zero Dubloons, you cannot vote in the election or legislation. If you do vote then your vote will not be counted.
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Did you know they are dead last for Meters of Sunlight (weather) in our region? They have -351.00 meters of sunlight. Is that worrying or am I just losing it?
This week, FreakBobLand will be our first ever Minister of Intergalactic Affairs! If you have any questions about claiming celestial masses, working with or fighting aliens, and the universe in general, ask them!
New Election System - Experimental Government
Last week, Tutels won the presidential vote because they campaigned outside of our region. This week, and for the next 4 weeks, this is not allowed. The election will be held in the same place, but outside votes will be deleted.
War
Lots of attacks will be generated this morning! The queue is quite extensive so anyone who wants to submit their attack will have to wait a bit (sorry!).
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Did you know they are dead last for Meters of Sunlight (weather) in our region? They have -351.00 meters of sunlight. Is that worrying or am I just losing it?
People of the Outskirts, children of the tide and land hear me. For too long, this region has drifted between waves not of the sea, but of indecision. Each current pulling against the other, tearing the shores apart while the storms above laugh at our division. No more. The tide has chosen its direction, and I will see it through.
I did not seek this power, for pride but for correction.When the reefs cracked and the air turned to salt and dust, I heard no voice strong enough to calm the waters. So I became that voice. I take command not to rule but to restore the balance that chaos has drowned.. Order will return. The seas will flow as one again. And though my word will guide the tide, my will shall serve the people — for I am of the tide, and I answer only to it.
Stand with me, Tutelians and Outskirters alike. Stand firm as the reef, patient as the current. Together, we will rebuild what the storms could not destroy. And when peace returns, I will lay down this burden as easily as I took it up. Until that day, let my voice be the anchor, and let your faith be the tide that moves us all.
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At 3:48 PM on November 2nd, famous stunt pilot Jebediah "Jeb" Kerman overshot a water platform, sending his P1218 Parrot into the Tivus Bay, Saphman. Onlookers were horrified as his aircraft was flipped upside-down in the water. Jeb managed to climb on top of his wreckage to signal for help. A C7 Aerospace CV-42 Hummingbird was sent at 3:50 PM, and Jeb was brought back onto land at approximately 3:55 PM. From there, first responders loaded him onto an ambulance and transported him to Wernher Hospital for treatment. According to the Chief of Emergency Room Operations at Wernher Hospital, "Jebediah Kerman's injuries are far from severe, and he is lucky that his accident wasn't worse." Jeb has also made a press statement, saying "That was F*cking awesome".
Jeb's P1218 Parrot in the Water.
Jeb on top of the aircraft.
C7 Aerospace CV-42 Hummingbird on its way to land.
Jeb climbing onto ambulance.
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Today’s election could prove controversial as political sides are being taken. Vote all throughout today! President will be announced tomorrow morning.
War is Brewing
The rivalry between Tutels and Quetornia has escalated to the point that war could be declared at any moment. Whose side shall you take?
Bassi xiii is Ohg
Bassi xiii is the reincarnation of Ooga booga unga We don't know much besides that. Ohg is not entirely back (for those who might have been concerned).
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The attack on Trollmar begins today! Send Shuckletopia your attack plans and they will be put in eventually.
A Strange Offer to Say the Least
On a related note to the attack on their nation: Trollmar is offering the corpse parts of Ohg Jr in return for not declaring war.
Thats kinda weird bro.
The Second Foreman
After a disturbing series of events, the Second Foreman of The Federation ofFactoristan was selected. They are John Beauregard, and as the Foreman must he took up the sacred oath to defend Factoristan, Capitalism, and the Party. And the people too, I guess.
We have a lore drop about the leader of Tutels, Tuvo the Eversteady. You can read about them in Tutels’ factbook: The Nation of Tutels
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I am organizing an attack on Trollmar, and I want your help. Join our forces and we will be victorious against them! Your efforts will not be without reward. All of Trollmar is up for grabs, take your land and take it quick!
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WE ARE ALL DOOMED (or maybe not?) because Tutels has taken the presidency. We must put our faith in him to lead us, or destroy us. Honestly, this is all in your hands so like if you have a problem with him being president take it up with the president.
Leader Rap Battle
Round 1 is still in motion as I still need to receive raps from The FreeBird, Factoristan, and Northern Slatavia. Factoristan is looking so very a handsome and formal today. Go compliment his most luxurious suit.
May the best rapper win!
Map Contest - Current Look
The maps look great so far. Then again, it doesn’t much matter what I say, does it? Because you all are the ones who decide which map becomes official.
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Two leaders were assassinated at the dinner. Ohg of Ooga Booga Unga and Vladimir Spinedall of Slatavia. Besides these tragic losses, Roid Rogers ate a taco and he is still on the toilet today. I wonder when he’ll be back.
In the meantime, a new era has begun. AOD: After Ohg’s Death. I realize that an era is already a named the same thing, but I’m going to rename that now because of recent events.
With our most recent lore event over, it’s time for a new one and it’s already scheduled!
The Leader Rap Battle will take place on 10/6/25 (Monday). It will be a bracket style tournament, with each win granting +3 Dubloons. When we reach the final two, previous contenders can bet on who will win the finals.
May the best rapper win!
The Oogan Civil War
A new civil war has emerged in Ooga Booga Unga between the Stonemen, the Ashborn, and the Ironborn because Ohg Sr (recently deceased) was the last thing keeping the Ooga Booga Unga tribes united.
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Legislation currently up for vote: War Crimes #0002 Counter Revision #0023 is controversial as after giving nations the explicit right to use Weapons of Mass Destruction in War Crimes Revision #0021, it seeks to make this right less accessible to nations. On top of this, #0021 also completely abolishes war crimes which was in the interest of many nations; however, #0023 also aims to reinstate these and make it punishable by a 1-3 Dubloon fine.
Yo why the plane have legs tho
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We did AMAZING. Placing 22nd overall, we were menaces for the approximate 12 hours we were all alive. We showed no mercy to our oppressors, and sent volleys of nukes to any smug nation who dared retaliate against us (cough cough Loadilandia).
Shoutouts:
Kyrek of The Southern Lands - For agreeing to team up with us in the first place Tutels - For staying up all night until we all died pretty much. Fought to the last breath. Saphman - Taking control and leading for me while I was gone
But everyone helped out a ton! You all get a cookie for your efforts!
If you wanted to see the full leaderboard, click here and it will take you to the now hidden N-Day faction leaderboard.
The Dinner (Lore Event)
Telegram Shuckletopia with your suggestions on where the dinner party should be held. One will be randomly selected and that will be where it is held.
You can also supply other information such as actions your leader does, kinda like an attack submission. It will all go through ChatGPT about the same way.
Ohg’s Birthday
It is Ohg’s 388th Birthday today! Everyone say happy birthday to Ohg. He deserves it for being killed once already, on top of his son also being killed twice.
Hap Girthday, Ohg!
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Coin flip resulted in Luxembuorg winning the election.
The Dinner (Lore Event)
Date: 9/29/25
All the leaders of nations (if you have a leader or not) are going to be sitting down for a dinner somewhere. If you don’t have a leader or much lore or background for them, make sure you have some before the event starts! More information coming soon!
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Plague called “Corprus” spread by eels in Ooga booga unga have put the nation in lockdown while they try to find a cure. Ohg Sr has also been making less public appearances ever since the disease appeared.
Cavemen Trump Guns
Ooga booga unga officially has the highest defense forces in the outskirts making cavemen more prepared then people with guns.
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Somehow, some way, by SOME MIRACLE, Slatavia and Northern Slatavia managed to win Civil War II. The scoreboard has been updated at this time.
Ooga Booga Unga Vs. Slatavia
Yesterday, a court case between Ooga booga unga, Slatavia, and Northern Slatavia took place where Slatavia and Northern Slatavia were accused of violating War Crimes #0002. Judge The FreeBird’s verdict was innocent by Self Defense.
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All member nations of The Empire of Ohgistan have left the alliance, leaving Ooga booga unga alone. Ohg then went on a quest through the multiverse for alternate versions of himself as described in Ooga Booga Unga’s new factbook.
SigmaSigmatopia Banned
Nationstates moderators (finally) went and deleted SigmaSigmatopia, but not without reason. Please don’t let this happen to your nation and follow site rules when customizing your nation.
N-Day is soon!
We are currently 12 days from the scheduled N-Day date! Make sure you know what N-Day is and how to participate!
Ooga booga unga is attempting to gather nations in The Outskirts to attack and control Northern Slatavia and Slatavia
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Responses from Ooga booga unga and Northern Slatavia are yet to be seen.
ILoveGothMommies Safe from Banishment
Because of an error in Issue of Banishment #0002 A2C1, Ilovegothmommies is safe from banishment and no action will be taken against them.
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Reports of a mountain like object has seemingly appeared overnight in the Ohgistan area, aswell as maces that emit yellow energy that people say “feels like Ohg” What this means, we have no clue.
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Ohgistan is staying neutral in all future conflicts for the next 2 weeks to focus on research and internal conflicts.
Outskirts Banner Contest
The executives (aka Shuckletopia and The FreeBird) have decided that we need a new banner for our region. The banner is that image at the top behind the text that says “The Outskirts”
Anywho best banner design is put up and winner also gets +5 Dubloons cus why not.
The best size ratio to use is 1996 x 262 or something around there. Anything else might be cut off.
Election Results
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Our people have passed a non-binding referendum to consider getting more involved in the Outskirts. Our leader has also pledged to try to work with the “Evil, corrupt, tyrannical nations of The Outskirts”
The Adventurer
Chapter 2 of Shuckletopia’s book is out! Read it here! Give feedback (we love feedback).
Outskirts Banner Contest
The executives (aka Shuckletopia and The FreeBird) have decided that we need a new banner for our region. The banner is that image at the top behind the text that says “The Outskirts”
Anywho best banner design is put up and winner also gets +5 Dubloons cus why not.
The best size ratio to use is 1996 x 262 or something around there. Anything else might be cut off.
Ohgistani Alliance
The Ohgist alliance consists of Ohgistan and its puppet nations. Currently, it is inviting FreakBobLand and Free Uris to join the faction. We will be declaring war on Tutels if they don’t become our puppet and Northern Slatavia is our puppet.
Ad placed by Ooga booga unga
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Guys as I have said in the past and The FreeBird has stated in his now legendary post, you guys need to stop posting things that are obscene and just weird. I get that we ARE weird but that doesn’t mean expressing it to the max 24/7.
Please chill out in the RMB.
Outskirts Banner Contest
The executives (aka Shuckletopia and The FreeBird) have decided that we need a new banner for our region. The banner is that image at the top behind the text that says “The Outskirts”
Anywho best banner design is put up and winner also gets +5 Dubloons cus why not.
The best size ratio to use is 1996 x 262 or something around there. Anything else might be cut off.
Reunification of Factoristan and Ooga Booga Unga
During Civil War I, Ooga booga unga and Factoristan were strong allies and fought to the bitter end. Now that the war has ended, the two nations are now one unified state.
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Today is the final day a of the First Civil War. Send me a Shuckletopia today and your final attack plan will be put into ChatGPT and we will finish the war. Victors gain +5 Dubloons, but for every submission of yours that became a chapter you will receive +2 Dubloons.
The Adventurer
Shuckletopia finished the first chapter of the book! You can go check it out here!
Outskirts Banner Contest
The executives (aka Shuckletopia and The FreeBird) have decided that we need a new banner for our region. The banner is that image at the top behind the text that says “The Outskirts”
Anywho best banner design is put up and winner also gets +5 Dubloons cus why not.
The best size ratio to use is 1996 x 262 or something around there. Anything else might be cut off.
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You want map for outskirts soon? vote Ooga Booga! if vote for ooga we get map out in two moons! vote ooga for map!
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A Warning to “all”
The Saphman Conglomerate Joint Space Program (SCJSP) has successfully launched and set the first Dual Armament Precision Strike Orbital Weapons Platform (DAPSOWP) "Zeus 8" into low-Earth orbit passing The Outskirts every 85 minutes. It is equipped with a Class ███ laser and █████████████. The Zeus 8 orbits earth at ███km by ██km and is fully operational. The Saphman Conglomerate has also issued a warning to its enemies such as Ooga booga unga to be careful with their future decisions.
The Breach is over, pretty much anyway. I’m going to write up one final lore document, but there wont be any puzzle to find it. Ill telegram it to everyone once its finished.
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Just yesterday, the discovery of Ohg Jr’s only son, Ohg Jr Jr, has shifted hope to the lands of Ooga booga unga. Thinking that the bloodline of Ohg Sr was over, the people did not know who was to lead. But now with new hope in mind, the nation of cavemen will move forwards from the tragedy that was Ohg Jr’s death.
The Breach
The first lore document of The Breach has been found! Follow this link to a google doc to read it!
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Nation of the Week Ooga booga unga
First (and only) person to discover Lore #1 of The Breach. Now tied with Factoristan and Alstratzkon for 1st on the regional leaderboard.
Hm? Oh, hello there! It’s nice to see the dusty old desk of the newspaper again, as unorganized as I left it. I missed it. Well, sort of. But my leftover papers aside, it’s good to see all of you again! It certainly has been a while hasn’t it? Well this year is gonna be packed with action and more weirdness than before! Stay tuned to the news!
R.I.P Inlands
As many of you may know, The Inlands has ceased to exist, marking their end. They will be remembered, in good ways and in bad. Although they are gone, their impact on the region was amazing. It brought us together, and also formed political parties but thats beside the point. They will be missed, but not too much I hope.
N-Day13
I found a date for N-Day! A few of you may know what N-Day has in store for us, but many of you don’t so I’ll explain briefly. N-Day is a global event where nations may form factions prior to a 24 hour period where all out nuclear war is on. A new button will be present on your nation’s overview page, a red nuclear symbol. This button allows you to manage your Production and create nukes or shields. Some nations can make nukes more efficiently, and some can make shields more efficiently.
Attack on Korea
We were defeated. Utterly and truly. Hopefully, we will come after Korea again, and triumph over them. But for now, we must sulk in the shadows of defeat. Korea came after us with a swift and powerful blow, our desperate defense could not hold them back, and we were defeated.
Goals for N-Day
- Rank in the top 30 factions if possible. This would be a step up from last year where we ranked 36.
- Defeat a faction stronger than us - it will help us put our mark on the map
- Have nobody get destroyed in our faction
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Slatavia up for Banishment? There are rumors Slatavia is going to be banned from the region via an Issue of Banishment written by Alstratzkon. If it is completed, it will first reach a public vote then sent to the government for the final decision.
Government Airspace Law Specification #0011 Passed and was added to the Constitution.
The Outskirts - Chapter 1 After school is over, I and most likely a lot of you will no longer be active in the region. However, this isn’t the end of The Outskirts. No no, this is just the beginning. Thank you to everyone who helped make this little region a super cool place. Consider yourselves all OG’s, because if anyone joins next year (or past this point), you guys can proudly say you were here first. Except Factoristan, who was the first nation to ever join, the ultimate OG. You guys are all clearly better than everyone else. See you all in August!
The End of Ohg Ohg, leader of the tribe of Ooga booga unga, made a speech at the Freavakia Freakadome in FreakBobLand. Defense forces from Factoristan, The FreeBird, Alstratzkon, and FreakBobLand were there to ensure the safety of Ohg, but it was in vain.
Sopsap hackers had taken control of the CSCOFCS (Central Saphman Conglomerate Orbital Fleet Control System) today. Most data and control was been recovered by Spahmanian White-hat hackers; however, Sopsap remained in control of Zeus 4, and positioned it in firing range above Freakbobland’s Freakdome at approximately 20:10.
Orbital countermeasures were being armed by Saphman Missile Silo to disable Zeus 4, but it was not soon enough. Ohg was vaporized before the crowd at the Freakavia Freakadome. The Freakles, who were performing, were arrested, but for an unrelated issue. It will go down in history as a tragic day of remembrance.
This would be the second time that Ohg was slain by the deeds of Sopsap. He really should have been dead the first time but he came back. Is there anything stopping him from coming back again? Yes, yes there is. He is a pile of ash now. There is no coming back from this.
The Freakles The Freakles will be performing their hit album "Magical Mystery Freak", at Friday, May 30 at 8:30. Ticket prices range from $300-$1500. ——————————————————————— After their gig at the Freakstome bar in Freakbobland, The Freakles became a hit. The Freakavia Freakadome offered to host them for a concert. They accepted and will be preforming Friday.
Attack on Korea The invasion of Korea is currently looking like a success for us, but tides these could change at any moment. You can read the full story here. We are currently on Chapter 5 where Saphman has activated Zeus 7 and The FreeBird sent in a one-man-army.
Factoristan Selling Faulty Equipment? After it was proven that farmers were having trouble harvesting exotic crops found only in certain nations, Factoristan sold 200,000 pieces of farming equipment to the farmers of The Outskirts for 3 Shares each. This helped the problem temporarily, but the equipment was manufactured cheaply to earn a greater profit, so it broke down.
All eyes are on Factoristan as to what they will do next.
Developments in Sigmasigmatopia
Things are escalating quickly here. The state’s tightening its grip—private enterprise is gone, property is being “reallocated,” and the messaging is pure loyalty-over-liberty. It’s not just communism anymore; it’s veering hard into dictatorship. Dissent is vanishing—sometimes literally.
Reports are coming in about “involuntary euthanasia” programs. The elderly, the ill, the inconvenient—taken quietly in the night under the guise of mercy. It’s efficient, terrifying, and very much real.
Keep your eyes open. Sigmasigmatopia may be past the point of no return.
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Court Case #0001 of the Outskirts Supreme Court, called by Luxembuorg because Ooga booga unga ripped on him, ended in the judge finding Ooga booga unga guilty and executive power terminated. Factoristan has taken over in his place.
Election The election is live, and currently Alstratzkon and Factoristan are expected to take the presidency. Each has 33% of the votes, however outside votes count which could lead to a sudden turnover.
Seriously Strange Censorship Nations of The Outskirts have suddenly started censoring the word French. I have no idea why.
Grand Opening of the Freakavia Freakadome The Freakavia Freakadome has officially opened for the public. For our events this week we will be having hosting the Toronto Bluejays (even tho they suck) to come and meet some fans. The day after, famous rapper, Puff will be coming for a concert. Tickets for both events cost $127 per person.
The Pakistan War We attacked and conquered Pakistan! Read about it in Story Thus Far! It was kind of like Vietnam not gonna lie.
Regional War III The Third Regional War starts today! Make sure to move regions today!
More Invasions? What FreakBobLand created with the Siege of Haiti and The Pakistan War was a lot of fun, so I think I’m going to make this a permanent feature to our region(s)! Telegram me about an invasion decided by the President(s) and I will make it into a full scale story with chapters through the use of a non-biased AI, ChatGPT, who tends to be somewhat biased to Pakistan for no reason.
Regional War The Inlands won Regional War II! Congratulations!
Election FreakBobLand wins the election and becomes president in The Outskirts with 7 votes! Ooga booga unga wins presidency in The Inlands with 6 votes!
Book of Ohg Historically Inaccurate? After careful analysis, The Book of Ohg is not historically accurate. It was proven and admitted by Saphman that they shot and assassinated Ohg. Even still, the blame is out on Shuckletopia and its leaders in chapter 4 of The Book of Ohg.
Regional War Results In a surprisingly close war, The Outskirts came out victorious! Major contributions came from Sigmasigmatopia and The republic of muzz. The Inlands should have been easily defeated, but they almost won despite everything. Contributions to the Inlands came from Factoristan and Free Uris.
Planning There will be no Regional War this week. Regional War II will start on Monday next week. This week can be used to plan for the coming war.
Apologies I want to apologize for not doing the news so often. I am super busy running Regional War so it’s hard to keep up with the knews.
Also sorry to all the people who had alternate nations in either region, I had already told you all to move to The Ferry earlier. This was to clean up and make organizing easier for Regional War.
Regional War - Positions Open! Regional War will take place on Monday next week. Current presidents will remain through the war. Presidential elections are changing from Monday-Tuesday to Thursday-Friday so as not to conflict with war too much.
I have sent telegrams to the president of each region who will now be selecting the following:
-New officers/offices -Nations defending Points of Interest
If you wish to be in these positions or have a suggestion then contact your president nation.
Duels Champion Sigmasigmatopia is the current Duels Champion with a 100% winrate and a 3-0 record.
Duel Leaderboard The Duel Leaderboard had seen some changes since yesterday, and will continue to change today, most notably in the Attack on Iron. Sigmasigmatopia and Bingobongos are tied for the top position with 1 win and a 100% winrate.
Regional War This is a reminder that Regional War will start on Monday. All main nations not participating will be labeled with bright signs saying “free points”.
Tell me if your stats change because I do not always know what they are.
Regional War Regional War will start on Monday next week. The region you reside in during Regional War will be the one you side with.
Election Ooga booga unga was voted as the president, and will become president of Region B, The Inlands, after the embassy is finished. Sigmasigmatopia was the runner up and is President of Region A, The Outskirts. All who wish to serve under their chosen president should move to the region they rule in after the embassy is finished.
The Coming of War War is tomorrow! This will be the first time it happens, and it will also be a new experience for everybody. Participate to help me fix and change certain aspects to make war more enjoyable!
Nation Spotlight Today’s nation spotlight is Factoristan. Factoristan has the strongest economy in all of the outskirts, and has the military strength to back it up. Factoristan is also the holder of the highest pizza delivery sector (not counting alt nations).
Assassin Confesses Luxembuorg confessed to aiding in the assassination of Ohg, chief of the Ooga booga unga tribe in this message:
“Hello fellow Outskirtians it has come to my attention that war might be upon us. I would like to confess something as I would not like to be the reason a war happens. I aided in the assassination of Ohg it was a joint operation between me and Sopsap. I provided air support and assistance for the assassination but it was not my soldiers who shot the bullet that killed Ohg. Still that is unforgivable that I even helped with the assassination. The reason I aided Sopsap is because I felt Ohg was getting to powerful. I was wrong, I wish I could go back in time to right this wrong but I cannot so I will give the country of Ooga booga unga 5 billion dill bits. I wish to join the Collation of Ohg as I fear war would tear the outskirts apart. I am very sorry Eet I wish you can forgive me.”
Election Ooga booga unga and Alstratzkon are the final two candidates for the election. Voting has opened and will end in 12 hours. The president will be in office tomorrow.
Sopsap under investigation After further questioning of Sopsap officials, the nation of Sopsap denies any connection to the assassination on Friday. However, security camera footage shows 6 Blackhawk helicopters with the Sopsap national flag painted on the side approaching the city before the speech, not at the designated airport/heliport. Still, Sopsap's Secretary of SOM (Special Operations Missions) denies it, saying "Nothing shows that we are responsible! Not even the 2 specially designed and modified UH-60 Silent Blackhawks deployed at 5:20 pm!"
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Assassination of Ohg A forensics team comprised of the region's top specialists found casings of .50 BMG rounds in an apartment complex approximately 1000 meters away from the stage. After closer examination, the casing was from a specific brand's rounds, with the brand originating in the nation of Sopsap. Officials are now investigating if this makes the assassination a funded mission or just a tidbit of information and Sopsap officials are being questioned at this time.
Election The election voting has started and will conclude in about 12 hours. Candidates who are running are as follows: Halcyon collective, Geeked vs locked in, The FreeBird, Ooga booga unga, and Alstratzkon.
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Ohg Jr. Speech A speech from Ohg Jr. (henceforth referred to as Ohg after the death of his father, Ohg Sr.), Chief of the Ooga booga unga tribe, is expected to make a speech on March 28th at 5:35. However, rumors have been heard of a planned assassination. A representative of Ohg states:
“Chief of the Tribe Ooga Booga Unga, Ohg, will be giving a speech at 5:35pm 5/28. Ohg will be giving his speech at Shuckletopia's capital, Mr. Happy's Funland. Ohg hopes you can be in attendance.”
However, rumors have been heard of an assassination attempt being planned, but security states that they will be vigilant and protect the people and leaders from harm.
Interview with the Vice President We interviewed Halcyon collective, our Vice President, and he answered some of the most pressing questions in the region.
Q: What do you think the current state of The Outskirts is?
A: I believe that Geeked vs locked in is a bad candidate to be an iron-fisted, papers please-esque, comedically evil genius. Like I mentioned before, he has not played ANY of the Evil Genius games, and was ELECTED as the “best dictator”. He didn’t read the constitution until i called him out on it, and even then, he skimmed over it in 5 seconds, and thought he found a loophole that never existed. If anyone should be an evil dictator, that makes comedically evil laws, it should be someone who knows what they’re doing.
Q: What do you plan to do as Vice President
A: I will help Zorpia lead us in any way I can, and make sure our region goes forward, towards greatness. Although I disagree with the fact that I was made VP after the election, I will make sure that my new power will be used for good, and good alone.
Q: How do you think the populace will respond to the people chosen for offices?
I think that the populace, although not everyone may agree, will warm up to the new offices. Saphman is a good leader, and knows what they want, and although they have a lot to learn, they seem like a quick learner, and will learn the ropes fast.
Q: Finally, What are your thoughts on the rumors of the planned assassination of Ohg on March 28, 5:35?
A: Assassination? What assassination? There isn’t an assassination against Ohg being carried out by 12 special forces operatives, 6 of which are standard riflemen, 2 autoriflemen, 2 squad leaders, and 2 grenadiers, who are all apart of the 201st Division, 3rd Battalion, Special Recon Unit, who are all going to assassinate Ohg tomorrow at 5:35 PM, via a bombing attempt.
Plane Crash - Search and Rescue There has been a plane crash in the sea between Saphman and Spahman. An Air Kevin Airbus A330-900 lost contact with ATC and Radar at 3:07 PM and is presumed to have lost an engine. Saphman and Spahman Coast Guard are conducting a joint search around its last known location and the number of survivors is yet to be determined. Saphman urges other nations close by to participate in the search for the wreckage.
Alliances Yesterday, multiple alliances were formed between nations with some shocking developments.
Firstly, the nation of Ooga booga unga stated this: “From this day forward, LEBRONRAYMONEJAMESDAGOAT, FreakBobLand, Quetornia, and Ooga booga unga form the Tetrad Alliance” For reference, a tetrad is a pair of homologous chromosomes formed during the first half of meiosis.
After which the nation of FreakBobLand announced the formation of a new alliance, which excluded Ooga Booga Unga from it in this message: “Alstratzkon and i have formed an alliance called “The Sunshine Lollipops” and we are formally inviting SaphmanLEBRONRAYMONEJAMESDAGOAT and Quetornia to join us”
The nation of Ooga Booga Unga was certainly upset with this development.
Nation Spotlight Today’s spotlight nation is Geeked vs locked in. Geeked vs Locked In is a prosperous nation, although being a dictatorship. He is ranked 1st in the region for Government Size, and has a high percentage of humans being sacrificed by being tossed into a smoldering volcano.
Advertisements A vote for me, is a vote for the outskirts. I have, and will continue, to fight tooth and nail to turn this region forwards, and turn this region into a shining beacon of hope, and prosperity. As the only president so far that has done significant change for the better, you can count on me. Paid for by the Halcyon collective, The Nation that fights for you.
Thoughts of the People We interviewed citizens of The Outskirts about how they feel about the constitution, and the results varied greatly. Here are the thoughts of Geeked vs locked in.
“I, Geeked vs Locked in, believe these laws are completely illogical in terms of what our faction needs these people are simply too STUPID to make the correct decisions for their people and therefore I believe I should be given the role of president and abolish the checks and balance system set in place by that ignorant, hard-headed, mentally ill, Mr. Morgan; for the betterment of our united sovereign states I should be allowed to rid our people of this limiting constitution and be given full control because lets face it this group is FAR TOO "liberal" and needs some good old fashioned comedic evilness to lead us to a more prosperous future.”
An Important Notice? the Saphman Conglomerate needs everyone to know that we are not designating an elite force of 12 spec ops soldiers, 4 from each nation to assassinate Ohg on March 28th 5:35 pm EST
Politics VOTE GEEKED VS LOCKED IN, THE SELF PROCLAIMED EVIL GENIUS, FOR PRESIDENT. FIRST 3 VOTERS GET SACRIFICIAL VOLCANOES (please proceed with modest digression some statements regarding volcanoes may take years for building to both start and finish) -Ad placed by Geeked vs locked in-
~~The Outskirts News~~ Shuckletopia News Network
Election and Presidential News The final result of the Round 2 Election Voting has appointed Zorpia as President! The final vote was 8 - 7, a close race. This is the closest a presidential race has been.
With a new President, this means there will be new people in offices as well.
A Startling Upset The FreeBird has stolen the #2 spot for nudity from Ooga booga unga, a nation of neanderthals, with a startlingly strict policy that bans all forms of clothing. However, Sigmatopiav3 is still somehow in the top spot.
~~The Outskirts News~~ Shuckletopia News Network
Election and Presidential News Election Round 2 Voting is out and will end at ~7:30pm. Zorpia is expected to win the presidency over Geeked vs locked in.
The President, Halcyon Collective, has finished the constitution and it is now in effect after Shuckletopia approved it.
Elections for government positions are expected soon and will be organized by our president.
Good … stuff people!
We placed 37th in our first N-Day! That’s crazy! To recognize a few people who made this possible or helped out a ton:
Shield Donations:Factoristan Helped us survive the night by making shields! They even lasted all the way to the end of N-Day and saved Asaph from numerous thousand nukes!
Faction Wreckers:Halcyon collective, Saphman, Teutlandia, Sigmasigmatopia, and Amsadfge As our main offensive force, they helped completely destroy multiple factions and bring in the points for our faction!
All-in-all thank you to everybody who participated in N-Day!
Congratulations to Sigmasigmatopia, Sigmatopiav2, Sigmatopiav3, Sigmatopiav4, Sigmatopiav5, Sigmatopiav6, Sigmatopiav7, Sigmatopiav8, Sigmatopiav9, and Sigmatopiav10 for officially having OVER 35% of the nations in The Outskirts This also means he has that much political power and that much more voting power than you all ._.
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