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by The 😈 Admiral General 👿 of Amerion. . 38 reads.

Dr. Pen



Letter#1

Dear Dr. Pen,

in these hot summer months, I always collect an inordinate amount of sweat in my perineal area. It's not just uncomfortable, but I think it's the reason I smell! What can I do about this?

-- A Teeming Taint

Dear A Teeming Taint,

Well that is certainly an fragrant situation isn't it? Now besides constant "Personal Maintenance" and ready access to a fan and some baby wipes, I would suggest getting loose fitting skivvies and keeping out door activities to a minimum so you don't sweat so much. No one likes swamp tushie.

~Dr. Pen

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