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Driselbian Post [15/07-2018] [Driselbian Dispatch News] [ISSUE 9]
Merger with Nasuania fails [DOMESTIC]
Caduceo leaves Driselbia [DOMESTIC]
Conference in Cairo announced [ROLEPLAY]
Reconciliation between Conf. of Layem and The Valtic [INTERREGIONAL]
Misconceptions about fascism [OPINION]
Just Qatar off the mainland.. [MISCELLANIOUS]
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DOMESTIC
MERGER WITH NASUANIA FAILS
Nasuanians move out from the region
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July 15th, 2018 | DRISELBIA
After a staggering degree of spam, unprofessionalism and apparent apathy for the region, the Diet has decided to vote against admitting Nasuania as an autonomy of Driselbia, prompting the Nasuanian population to leave the region
DRISELBIA - The region of Nasuania has withdrawn from Driselbia after the subsequent merger between the two failed to materialise after the Driselbian Diet voted overwhelmingly against admitting Nasuania as an autonomy. Reasons cited by the Diet include reasons like unnecessary spam, childish and unprofessional behaviour, and apparent apathy for the regional system and society in Driselbia. This comes after a month-long merger initiated by the former Minister of Foreign Affairs Caduceo, whereby only half of the region had moved to Driselbia, totalling to about 20 nations, mostly puppets.
Many senior politicians in Driselbia have applauded the decision of the Diet, expressing concern that Nasuania has failed to deliver to the region as they promised.
- To be honest, it's really a bit of a detox really, and a great opportunity for Driselbia to expand beyond and look for more suitable partners His Excellency Qandaristania told the Post regarding the issue.
So far, the public have supported the Diet's decision and the departure of the last Nasuanians have left a mark, as invisible as it might be, on Driselbia's future expansion.
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As depressing as it may be, Caduceo has moved on
SHARE THIS: July 11th, 2018 | DRISELBIA
The former Minister of Foreign Affairs, and a prized member of the Driselbian community has announced that he will leave Driselbia
DRISELBIA - Driselbia loses yet another prized member of its society as Caduceo, former Minister of Foreign Affairs and former Editor-in-Chief of the Post, has announced that he will leave the region and maybe NationStates, to the shock of the population. Such a prized and contributing member of the Driselbian nation leaving the nation will surely be a large loss to the region.
In his farewell post, he said that he left Driselbia for personal reasons and that he's back from a long slumber of inactivity. He further explains it in the post where he says: As none of you know, I'm currently in an internet-tortured hellhole of a vacation and I was inactive for quite a while. After weeks of silence, I have decided to leave Driselbia for personal reasons and resign from the government (obviously) and I recommend Muscov for the position.
Anywho (sic), I will continue ties with Driselbia such as with senpais Triggs and Qands and also with the TMO army (if possible). Sorry to end things abruptly but I'm sure nothing will change with my departure. Good day and enjoy your lives!
Muscovqing has been appointed by Chancellor Lisa and has taken over his position as Minister of Foreign Affairs after Caduceo abruptly resigned. The newsroom wishes Caduceo good luck in his journey.
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A bunch of post-Soviet passports, somewhat related to the article
SHARE THIS: July 14th, 2018 | DRISELBIA
A new law has been passed in Driselbia changing the way citizenships are issued and the process in which a nation can obtain one. DRISELBIA - A new law has been passed in the region regarding Driselbian citizenship. The law affects the way citizenships will be issued in the future and the process by which a nation can obtain one. All nations in Driselbia are now automatically eligible for citizenship and any future nations will be too. However, a citizenship test has been introduced where the nation will be asked several questions about Driselbia, to determine if the nation in question has adapted and successfully integrated into the Driselbian way of living. The main guy behind this law, Kintada, says that this is a great addition to the region and will help with convincing nations to stay in the region rather than leaving, seeing as the regional population has declined from 100 nations to around 74. HM Trigori also hails this as a great approach towards this issue, telling the Post that "It means we can get people into the RP faster while not losing quality, not only for the RP, but for the region as a whole".
Driselbian Republican Army liberates the old PFQ region and the region of Great German Reich Crazybloxian Empire kicked for faking citizen ID Foreign minister promises a more aggressive foreign policy
A local African militia in German Central Africa wrecks havoc in the colony. BERLIN, GERMAN EMPIRE - In German Central Africa, a new organisation has reared it's head. The Pan-African Congress, or PAC, are an Africa rebel militia dedicated to the decolonization of Africa by violent means. They have started a guerrilla war in Deutsche-Mittleafrika against the Germans. Germany has also called in its ally, Eldurgoth. The PAC has requested Egyptian support, but this did not work out. Egypt instead tried to mediate peace, which the PAC refused, it's leader Stephen Mwanda saying that Egypt would be manipulated by Germany. Egypt attempted to then buy the territory from Germany but was rejected. Germany has passed laws in Mittleafrika allowing German troops to make arrests on mear suspicions and allowing executions much easier. This has led to controversy in Germany, but the Kaiser has said that "We don't negotiate with terrorists. The last thing our boys in the Army need is an African Finland." The PAC has responded to this by issuing a call for ethnic war, and for to killing of German settlers in their land. At this genocide, Eldurgoth sent an army of 100,000 to Mittleafrika, and Egypt has threatened to attack the PAC as well. After a nuclear attack in Finland, the nations of the world have been invited to a conference in the Egyptian capital Cairo to discuss the consequences. CAIRO, EGYPTIAN EMPIRE - After the nuclear attack in Finland, and the revelation that the Teutonic League was allegedly responsible, a meeting has been called for in Cairo to discuss the consequences. "The Cairo Conference on the Nuclear Attack in Finland" or CCNAF, will happen soon. Here, the leaders of Eldurgoth, Germany, Egypt, the Nuclear Union of Strength, Italy, Britain and Ethiopia will discuss what must be done regarding the Teutons. Britain has already proposed breaking up the Intermarium, an alliance in Europe led by the Teutons. Italy has proposed the less significant penalty of sanctions and reparations to Eldurgoth. Emporer Polmey of Egypt, King Gunnolf III of Eldurgoth, and President Bongiovi of the NuS will all personally attend. With Polmey and Gunnolf, this will be the first meeting of the two monarchs. The Teutonic League, of course, still claims innocence, and that it had nothing to do with the bombing. However, they were not invited to the conference, and so are ignored. Mexico, Ronaldus-Maximus, the New California Republic, Winfallow, the Steiner Empire, and the Raj Brittania have all also been invited, but are yet to answer their invitations. Teutonic League not invited to Cairo conference Rebels in Freedomtown make truce, cite humanitarian reasons Somalia test-launches Geesi-1 Tense relations between The Valtic and the Confederation of Layem have been resolved CONF. OF LAYEM - The two regions of The VALTIC and the Confederation of Layem have recently signed a peace treaty promising to leave each other alone and cease hostilities after a long period of hostile relations resulting in wide-spread trolling, military skirmishes and propaganda wars between the two regions. His Excellency President Qandaristania mediated talks between the two leaders of the regions on Discord and managed to get them both to sign a binding peace treaty that has put a stop to the hostile tensions. Conf. of Layem, Driselbia and Szabor have after the peace treaty established a tri-partite alliance by the name of League of Crowns to secure peace in NationStates and to better serve the interests of the three monarchies. Driselbia has, together with two other monarchies, established an alliance by the name of the League of Crowns, with the goal of promoting monarchism and stability within the kingdoms. SZABOR - Driselbia has together with the regions of Szabor and Confederation of Layem established an alliance named the League of Crowns. The goal of the alliance is to safeguard the monarchist ideals on which the three regions are built on and to defend their interests and the regions in question. The alliance has been hailed by leaders from the three regions as a groundbreaking step towards peace. The alliance was established after a diplomatic crisis ensued between the Conf. of Layem and The VALTIC, which was resolved thanks to meddling by His Excellency President Qandaristania. League of Crowns announces work on constitution TMO and DRA liberate Great German Reich from communists Driselbia to implement new embassy policy OPINION - Fascism is based off the universal truth, the best way to explain this is that Fascism is based in nature. For example, no matter where you are in the universe 2+2=4, this is a truth. Just as gravity is a universal truth. You can prove this by taking 2 sticks and putting them together with another 2 sticks, same as you can prove gravity exists and is always true by picking something up and dropping it. However, it should be noted just because something seems like it's based in nature doesn't mean it's a good thing. Many often wonder why fascists are opposed to homosexuals other than the moral and spiritual weakening it causes, it also leads to stagnation of the population and spreads various diseases more frequently due to how sexual intercourse is initiated and where. They'll say "but animals of the same sex have relations in the wild! Therefore it's okay for gays to be fascists." This is incorrect on several levels. Firstly in the wild it's so the animals show their dominance not because they live each other, secondly just because it occurs in nature doesn't mean it's good. You wouldn't eat poisonous mushrooms or enter a bears den just because they're in nature would you? The same is true for Fascism there are moral standards you must hold yourself to. Which goes into my next point, rights don't exist in Fascism. Because rights are a manmade device, no one has a right to anything, you need to fight or work for it! The tiger doesn't have a right to exist it must fight to hunt and survive and reproduce to live on, the same is true for us. Lastly in the basic explanation of fascism for beginners I would like to explain atheists and Satanists have no right to be accepted in our movement. Hitler, Himmler, Rivera, Codreanu, Devi, Goebbels, Mussolini and Rockwell all had done thing in common. This was the belief and knowing you must have a spiritual aspect to be a fascist. Just as fascism is rooted in the physical plane it's also has a spiritual, in whatever way a fascist would view it, so long as it's not a non-belief in religion. Satanists after all, are just atheists LARPing to anger Christians. Lastly, Naxism, the Iron Guard, Falangism, the arrow party, Mussolini fascism are all fascist. They're political manifestations of Fascism in their nations, which is where you could say Fascism is politically. But the end goal is to transcend the political aspect during a totalitarian period and establish the organic state after. Therefore it's incorrect to call Fascism a political idrology, it has a political manifestation but Fascism itself is a Worldview. MISCELLANIOUS - Hello and welcome to the comedy stage! Sit back and enjoy your cold Fanta, get a snack and read the latest comedy with us. We hope you enjoy them! So there's a man and a woman in a bar and the man turns to the woman and says "Hey, I've got this magic water that can make me fly." Then the woman says "I don't believe you. Show me." So the man downs a magic water and gets on the top of the roof, jumps off, and flies back on. The woman says "Wow! Do that again!" And so the man goes back downstairs to drink another magic water, gets back on the roof, jumps off, flies back on. The woman says "Whoa! I gotta try that for myself!" The woman goes downstairs, asks the bar tender for some magic water, drinks it, gets on the roof, jumps off, and dies. When the man comes back downstairs the bar tender says to him, "You know Super Man, you're a real jerk when you're drunk." Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top) Just Qatar off the mainland MISCELLANIOUS We're back after a long time of hibernation. We will hopefully resume the Driselbian Post and post it weekly! We hope you enjoy this new issue and excuse us for any shortcomings or mistakes. We're however still looking for reporters and journalists who could help us develop this newspaper to become something much better and deeper than it is now. If you're interested in taking part in the newspaper, then please contact the chief editor Qandaristania! Hail Driselbia, Qandaristania, Muscovqing, Mazda-otta, The Whermacht, and Kintada of the Driselbian Newsroom © 2018 Driselbian Post, All Rights Reserved. Comments [ 77 ] | E-mailMILITIA WRECKS HAVOC IN GERMAN CENTRAL AFRICA
A Central African militiamanSHARE THIS:
April 22nd, 2018 | GERMAN CENTRAL AFRICA Comments [ 12 ] | E-mail
A conference somewhere in the world, somewhat related to the articleSHARE THIS:
July 15th, 2018 | EGYPTIAN EMPIRE Comments [ 129 ] | E-mailRECONCILIATION BETWEEN CONF. OF LAYEM AND THE VALTIC
Two leaders shaking hands, you know who they areSHARE THIS: Caduceo, Foreign News Correspondent, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
June 28th, 2018 | LILY Comments [ 12 ] | E-mail
Flag of the LeagueSHARE THIS: Ali Johnson, Junior News Correspondent, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
July 15th, 2018 | SZABOR Comments [ 12 ] | E-mail
Flag of the Fascist movementSHARE THIS: Eritriopia, Citizen of Driselbia, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
July 15th, 2018 | OPINIONFascism is based in nature, but not everything in nature is good. There's a spiritual aspect to it you must have to be a Fascist and there are truths to follow and uphold (read 88 Precepts my Mosley as an example). And while there is a political manifestation of fascism in a country it's simple a stepping stone towards the organic state it isn't an ideology.
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Unwind and laugh with us as we share with you this week's best jokesSHARE THIS: The Newsroom, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
April 1st, 2018 | MISCELLANIOUS
Welcome to the comedy stage! Get a snack, a cold hot Fanta and sit, sip, and read!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling! Comments [ 12 ]
Newsroom working hard to provide the latest issue to you[/font]SHARE THIS: The Newsroom, Driselbian Post (@driselbianpost.com)
July 15th, 2018 | MISCELLANIOUSAnd now a quick message from the newsroom!
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