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by Ekkab. 6 years 17 days ago. 174 reads.

Ekkab's Pun Inventory

I'm keeping a list of puns told in The Bar on the corner of every region and any regions that have embassies with it.

If you wish to have your pun added, please feel free to mention me when you post it. I'll add it eventually.

Ekkab:

Ekkab wrote:

Sorry, but you'll have to find someone else if you want pixie dust. Charcoal isn't exactly coal-alified enough.

Ekkab wrote:

Yes. They're quite punderful. It's like they're part of my core.

Ekkab wrote:

All these puns are just so sedimental.

Ekkab wrote:

Ok now, try to be magmatic about this, but I won't be gavelling at anyone's puns.

Ekkab wrote:

Nah, it has a lot more steel to it.

Ekkab wrote:

We've salted the RMB quite a lot with our rocky puns. Woodn't it be good to take a more nature-al change of pace?

Ekkab wrote:

Why wood you make such a threat when you gnu you woodn't keep it. Can't you just leaf us alone and join us in our punning. They're berry good puns too.

Ekkab wrote:

Next thing we know, we're going to be worshiping puns like they're holey.

Ekkab wrote:

If we go far enough, I'll start singing the Bleus.

Ekkab wrote:

I'd get to ask you wet sort of clothes you're wearing.

teey

Ekkab wrote:

I'm pretty sure that there's flo possible way to communicate with her.

Ekkab wrote:

And at that point, the conversation will be throatless.

Ekkab wrote:

She has her ways, and some of them are pretty slice.

Ekkab wrote:

Bullet would ruin everything.

Kit-gon wrote:

Orange you glad it isn't super complicated?

Ekkab wrote:

Yes, I really hope no one wines about these fabulous puns.

Kit-gon wrote:

Careful! If you sparkle too much, you might start a fire.

Ekkab wrote:

It must have had some ham awful experiences wiping stuff off the bar.

Ekkab wrote:

Have you had to be russian around anywhere lately?

Ekkab wrote:

There you go! Although that one seems a little fishy.

Ekkab wrote:

Man, you caught that pun hook, line, and sinker

Ekkab wrote:

Unfurtunately, I don't control the Jukebox. That's Lake's job. But, I can get you some turnip juice if you'd like.

Ekkab wrote:

You're all going to chicken out when I really go bananas with buns.

Ekkab wrote:

Yes, your de-wheat is inedible. I'm eggcited to win this com-pita-tition, since it will be no sallange.

Ekkab wrote:

I've never seen it before. Should I fry?

Ekkab wrote:

Your attents were very good. I camp seem to remember the last punster who had as much of a fire is you.

Medicubed wrote:

So, anything that will make sure you're fueling good?

Ekkab wrote:

Are you asking me to tell corn puns? I corn do that!

Medicubed wrote:

It'll be ready when the time comes.

Ekkab wrote:

[i]Now my presence has caused a lot of things, but confidence is a first. Normally I get odd looks, screams of terror, or looks of annoyance and hatred (that last one is usually because of my particular love for puns, but I won't start dragon those into our conversation)

Ekkab wrote:

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you have a claws for existence now!

Ekkab wrote:

Oh that's no fun. It's like you're drying to kill the mood.

R00m s3rvic3 wrote:

:10,09,08,07,06,05,04,03,02,01.....

*A giant fan extends outward from under the cart, covering the whole floor. It begins to spin, causing everyone in the lobby to fly upwards.

There. You have all been "blown up."

Ekkab wrote:

I bet you that they were in Cahoots together.

Ekkab wrote:

I don't know what that was, but it did seem fishy.

Pax Nerdvana:

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

It's a Gneiss day. Don't take it for granite.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Those are some gneiss puns.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

It's sedimentary, my dear Ekkab.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Yes. Rock puns are an elemental part of humor.
Do you all find my voice gravelly?

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

I have some BRIEf cheese puns. They are extremely cheesy.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

That's just grate. I was going to use that one.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

I forgot you had that dispatch. If it was a repair to an insult, you could say diss patch.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

I wasn't trying to get added. I'm just making puns on porpoise.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

I'd better clam up.

Neutrality Foundation:

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

You're rocking these geology puns.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Of quartz, I'll keep your words in mine-d.
You marble me with your igneous puns.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Don't be so jaded.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

It's Tuff finding material. Shale we continue?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

They're a cornerstone, really. Granite, Schist harder as we go.
Your voice is gravelly, but the only one asphalt is yourself.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Onice, how spectacularite. It seems we dunite agree on the state of his voice. Chalk about confusing.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

That's just de-grating.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

We'll puncture the thin walls of our supposed sanity.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Nah man, we need some good ol' Ricotta and Roule.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

If it is, we're sure to be punished. We've been going on like this for pages.

First And Only Archive:

First And Only Archive wrote:

I have no idea why you're making all these puns, but I'll try to orange one or two. However there aren't many orange-inal ones. I'm hardly a pun mandarin. I'm more inclined to navel gazing. Still, I hope this discussion is fruitful, and don't pulp me if I run out of juice. Orange you glad I came here, eh?

Vampkyrie:

Vampkyrie wrote:

They're all stoned.

Vampkyrie wrote:

O, have you heard the good news about cheeses?

Vampkyrie wrote:

Ovinaphobes. They're not sheepish.

Vampkyrie wrote:

Oh cod! Puns for the halibut!

Vampkyrie wrote:

Drawing customers in? Sounds sketchy to me.

Daunlaund wrote:

Do you show the World Cup?:

Vampkyrie wrote:

Only to select people.
Carefully unwraps her treasured coffee mug showing all the countries of the world.
Look, but don't touch.

The flying spaghetti monster of the bar:

The flying spaghetti monster of the bar wrote:

Don't copy and pasta puns from the Internet.

Noodle arms:

Noodle arms wrote:

I juice made it up, found it apeeling.

Noodle arms wrote:

I think you've bitten into the core of the problem.

Transonlatria:

Transonlatria wrote:

Hmm…
I’ll try a few, I hope I don’t pulp this, anyway the puns probably won’t be apeeling, I should juice leave, OJ, I’m gonna stop.

Transonlatria wrote:

Is this the right clementime to make some more orange puns

Kahleesh:

Kahleesh wrote:

Pint of no return.

Kahleesh wrote:

Sun of a b*tch

Lake of fur:

Lake of fur wrote:

The exception is folks who are currently extracting ore. We don't serve miners.

Lake of fur wrote:

I punish you.

Lake of fur wrote:

You feel like you're draggin'?

Lake of fur: "Tell me, comrade, why do you always carry a submachine gun with you?"

"In case he needs to shoot something under water."

Apple-loosa:

Apple-loosa wrote:

You all need to apple-ogize for these puns. Not enough apples!

Tank commander:

Tank commander wrote:

My second wife came from chickens. She was fowl.

Lampastan:

Lampastan wrote:

It's a grape time. Prepear for bunches of berry fruity puns.

Drunkndisorderly

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

For a capitalist drink, we have Apple juice

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

You really know how to ham it up. But I hope to ketchup with you soon.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

It's okay, I don't have a beef with you, and after this I may go cold turkey.
But I may just carrion

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

Oh deer, I just may have a cow. Anything else ewe want to say?

Brizalia

Brizalia wrote:

Lettuce turnip the beet.

Brizalia wrote:

You butter make up some bread-er ones!

Richard b uttlantis

Richard b uttlantis wrote:

Ah, I see. That's why you came in through the staff entrance.

Richard b uttlantis wrote:

Do what you maize, I'm all ears.

Pigeon phorge

Pigeon phorge wrote:

It's our policy and we stick to it, cane you understand that?

Careless baggage handlers

Careless baggage handlers wrote:

Ma said for me to go to the agriculture school so I could join the family farm, but I wanted my cabbage now, so lettuce pray for another celery increase by Christmas. You can't beet that.

Downrightcirclesquare

Downrightcirclesquare wrote:

Getting into a mirror.

[box]Teey backwards

[quote=teey_backwards;32352668]The bush will speak, he better say something good or I’m leafing.

Teey backwards wrote:

Which Star Wars character has no family?

An-no-kin Skywalker

Carlist new chimanguacaro

Carlist new chimanguacaro wrote:

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na...

Pythagoras trousers