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A problem like Maria's Deck
A problem like Maria has 91 cards. Value...
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ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Corporate Police State
“Memes are truly the dankest”
6.93 billion Le Meme Dankeans. Zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“If you wish for peace, prepare for war”
Delegate
791m53.4t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Satis mentibus obvia”
5.146 billion arcanines. Free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“it's going to get a lot worse before it get worse.”
4.262 billion Pogromists. Complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
WA
RARE CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I love Soled, and I love being your leader”
11.31 billion Sha'a. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“y'all mind if I... ＣＲＩＴＩＱＵＥ ＤＥＭＯＣＲＡＣＹ”
6.752 billion dank meme machineans. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“We Will Endure”
6.97b656t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“We Will Endure”
6.97b656t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
6.86b493t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
6.86b493t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Feels good man.”
WA
4.033 billion Pepe the Hate Symbolians. Zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Feels good man.”
WA
4.033 billion Pepe the Hate Symbolians. Zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Memes of the world, unite!”
5.57b36.3t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Everything's Better With Butter”
3.21b757t
SEASON TWO
WA
UNCOMMON CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Ambition is the Enemy of Success”
9.64b1,074t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Ambition is the Enemy of Success”
9.64b1,074t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Those who don't bow to me in life will bow in death.”
8.76b1,550t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Three can keep a secret if two are dead.”
WA
8.57b1,117t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We must pleasure ourselves against the peach tree”
3.602 billion Pepelonians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We Live and Die for Dank Memes”
4.638 billion DankestMemes. Digital currency, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Meme free or ree hard.”
3.775 billion Totenpepeans. Pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“MAGA”
3.542 billion Tiny Mexicoans. Burgeoning Eagle population.
SEASON ONE
